[Albion] Cup game singing section

[Nixonator]

I always move to the North for cup games (when possible).

We don't need a 'section', just people who enjoy creating an atmosphere do the same.

 

[AWAYDAY]

Comedy gold

 

[schmunk]

Will there be black hoodies on the seats, or do we need to provide our own?

 

[Wilko]

Will the singing section be split in two with different songs in the NS like it usually is?

 

[AWAYDAY]

On arrival all fans will be subject to age checks. Anyone over 21 will not be allowed in the singing section. Those that qualify will then be issued with a flare, a tube of acne cream and a £10 sports direct voucher to purchase their uniform. Once inside all members must sing the same song stolen from an Italian club to the beat of a wooden spoon on a margarine tub. After the game all members must melt away into the night having gobbed off to (and over) the elderly and disabled opposition fans in the section next door.

Once we have established this new regime at the club we will become the best fans in the premier league and our expensive striker will score more goals than the defenders of rival clubs.

 

[Peter Ward]

I suppose the club could designate a couple of singing blocks, and make them only bookable by phone ?

phone auditions eh