[Football] Crystal Palace Monopoly

[theboybilly]

....Go Forward to Old Kent Road !

By coach!

 

[Gazwag]

One of the community chest cards is

"ask St John Ambulance for first aid cover for the season, don't pay anything"

 

[studio150]

Favourite Chance Cards

You start a riot, and burn down 25% of all properties on the board (including your own)
You receive a zero hygiene rating due to mice, Pay £100 to all other players
You appoint Frank Der Boer, miss 10 goes

 

[B-right-on]

So they've replaced Jail with Selhurst Park. You get sentenced to sit in the stands until you can escape.

Houses have been replaced by Cardboard boxes and sleeping bags and hotels have been replaced by Caravans. All to more approach reality.

 

[A1X]

They keep saying they’re planning on a better game board but they never seem to progress it, leaving them with the tatty old one

 

[dazzer6666]

They keep saying they’re planning on a better game board but they never seem to progress it, leaving them with the tatty old one

If you’re sat at one corner of the board, you can’t see about 50% of it anyway

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I assume there's no stands to buy just cladding.

 

[Weststander]

How can they go to jail, when they’re in prison already?

 

[AmexRuislip]

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A Palace-supporting friend has been playing this, and it's gone on for 10 years...

* Just going around and around with nothing really happening

* No houses or hotels as no proper investment allowed

* Picked up a card which said “Go back three spaces to Roy Hodgson” - nightmare!

* Picked up another card which said “Go directly to new stand” – but it doesn’t exist

* Everyone reluctant to take a Chance

* ‘Free parking’ space is actually a Sainsbury’s car park

* A Zaha playing piece is provided (for nostalgia fans) but it can’t stand upright

* A lot of the money has just disappeared


Sounds like an utterly soul-destroying experience for Palace fans!

Unlike you to forget the dice

 

[Albion my Albion]

So when you go to jail do you end up in the SHITHOUSE?

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

If you're about to lose, you can start again as a totally new player. And then later, if you're about to lose, you can start again as a totally new player. And then you can pretend you're the oldest player in the game.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

A quarter of the board is made from rice paper to reasonable the sturdiness of the Arthur

 

[Van Cleef]

Coming soon to a charity shop near you.

 

[CheeseRolls]

....Go Forward to Old Kent Road !

Go on tour to Old Kent Road?

 

[BadFish]

All the rents owed are paid at 2pence in the pound and you can restart the game whenever you like.

 

[Motogull]

Your weak as piss CEO has handed your long term ST over to a cry baby that wanted a better view. Move your chair back 6 feet to replicate your poorer viewing experience.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Chance Card:

“Your out of control Chairman has agreed yet another lucrative pay rise for your star player, Wilfred Zaha. Roll the dice. Pay the bank 100 x the number rolled.”

 

[Alfagull]

I assume it's similar to this version.

 

[Sheebo]

You do get nice fences to put in a ring around money. And a few small cat figures for the Roy figure to hurl at you. And a nice picture of Dougie after the Andone game representing Waterworks. But I don't like the rule that says you have to miss 10 goes before you can land on a Station.

Worried about Dougie. He’s not been on here after Thurs - I’m worried the yellow card to their keeper for timewasting at 1-1 at home to their rivals may have finished him off? Given the 9 points gap at halfway and the last 2 seasons of utter domination it must be hard for him. Wonder if he’ll appear after their next spawny draw like he did after they drew their last game away…?

 

[Sheebo]

Accuse a completely innocent man of rape even though he wasn’t even remotely accused of it and cling onto it for a decade?

Sell 12k home tickets v their biggest rival in the championship then claim all their rivals fans are Chelsea fans?

Get your employee to shit on the floor then keep quiet about it for them to take the blame?

Let a load of black hooded kids injure innocent stewards and jump turnstiles leaving actual fans with tickets not able to get in? Then promise bans for those responsible but never act on it or comment again?