SJ's Love Monkey
Ambrose-ia
The center of Croydon might be a bit down market although Luton makes it look like Brighton however most of the out lying areas such as Sutton, Shirley or Bromley are not. I think confusion is with SE25 which, although is comes under Croydon Council (along with Norbury I think) is actually in London whilst Croydon is in Surrey.
We take the urine but Moulescombe and Whitehawk are pretty grim and there's noting too great about Portslade and Southwick either.
Parts of Sutton are not that great either to be fair bhae, but as is the norm every fairly big place has its nice and its grotty areas, nowhere is immune