You could donate it to a circus. Then you'd have clowns on the pitch and in the stands.I have a spare standing ticket for this Saturday. Free to a good home, maybe you can make a small charitable donation but I won’t be asking for evidence!
I am not feeling the love for our neighboursYou could donate it to a circus. Then you'd have clowns on the pitch and in the stands.
Genuinely thought you said Ringworm then and still thought it was entirely preferable to seeing Crawley play.I would love to go if only to see the Crawley captain incapacitated for 6 weeks or so by a blatantly malicious tackle.
I have a prior arrangement to visit my elderly mother in Ringwood though.
Damn, I knew as well as the ticket I should have included the free subscription to Pornhub too!You can't even give away tickets for Crawley
I can't go, I have to pluck my nose hair and stick hot needles in my eyes....plus I'll probably be watching a dodgy stream with us against a team from dorset
It’s not too late.Damn, I knew as well as the ticket I should have included the free subscription to Pornhub too!