Could a terrorist be living/staying next door to you?

[Deleted member 2719]

Yes i am talking Brighton,


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/31655...used-to-be-before-carrying-out-deadly-attack/

Why was he down for the night, surely he must have some contacts in Brighton to come from the midlands for the night then to go to Westminster the following day.

'Keep em peeled'

 

[black & white seagull]

I don't think so. Unless terrorists now come in the form of 5ft-tall women in their eighties whose favourites pastimes include visiting garden centres.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I suspect not - on one side I have a middle aged bloke who wouldn't say boo to a goose and on the other side ..... wait for it .... a female underwear model .... she can blow me (away) anytime

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Very unlikely, unless the next wave of attacks in Paris is to be perpetrated by a middle age bloke with a penchant for red corduroy trousers, small dogs and Cote du Rhone.

 

[sir albion]

Cup of tea and some chocolate digestives should do the job....

 

[Albion_Dave]

I suspect not - on one side I have a middle aged bloke who wouldn't say boo to a goose and on the other side ..... wait for it .... a female underwear model .... she can blow me (away) anytime

 

[Rugrat]

Yes - being terrorised by the neighbours dog. Going to take a few counter terrorism measures!!

 

[Albumen]

There's more likely a Britain First member living next to me. So yes.

 

[Hillian1]

Yep, two doors down we have a family of people with a darker skin colour than me.

Not only have I never once seen him in the pub across the road he seems to come and go at some odd hours.

Definitely Terrorist material.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There are people living in my house (including me) who have been investigated by the security services ... but we weren't deemed to be terrorists.

As far as I know.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

There's a very fit Parisian girl living next to, well below, me. She's white and doesn't have a beard so she can't be a terrorist.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun



* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !

 

[Lady Whistledown]

There are people living in my house (including me) who have been investigated by the security services ... but we weren't deemed to be terrorists.

As far as I know.

That's what you think, subject Yankee One Six.

 

[Megazone]

I overheard my neighbour say "Allah lujah" in his garden.

Should I report him?

 

[portlock seagull]

Yes - being terrorised by the neighbours dog. Going to take a few counter terrorism measures!!

What breed is it? Is it a TERRIERist?!

Ow yes, here all week...!

 

[RexCathedra]

This sort of British phlegm is sooooo 1940's-1960's.

You're all supposed to be running around soiling yourselves in panic fear, and spooling up to join God-Emperor Trump in another great Middle Eastern adventure.
It's sad to think all those trees pulped to print all those tabloids died in vain.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I overheard my neighbour say "Allah lujah" in his garden.

Should I report him?

Don't you diddly dare.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Good film.

 

[Giraffe]

Pretty sure Anne on one side and Pete and Mary the other don't present a huge threat to the country any time soon. Unless you count the amount of Wurthers Original wrappers they are discarding?

 

[Giraffe]

I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun

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* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !

Pretty sure Anne on one side and Pete and Mary the other don't present a huge threat to the country any time soon. Unless you count the amount of Wurthers Original wrappers they are discarding?

We have been dealt different hands on the neighbour front it would seem.