Costa

[BrianWade4]

He's getting fat on a beach in Brazil.

He's going to A.Madrid in January when their transfer ban is lifted...

Just needs to play at a club until then to keep fit...

All it requires is paying wages..

We need a striker...

So.... this could happen for us

 

[Frutos]

It can't.

Aside from anything else, we can only have one loan player from Chelsea and we already have Izzy Brown.

 

[Nixonator]

Ah, just the 200k+ p/w to cover then.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ah, just the 200k+ p/w to cover then.

And the eronious attitude!

 

[Beach Hut]

We already have Costa - Liz

 

[BensGrandad]

I jokingly suggested that 2 weeks ago but then realized that we couldnt as we already have Izzy Brown

 

[portlock seagull]

We already have Costa - Liz

She might get a game at this rate

 

[banjo]

He'll costa too much.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Costas in our budget:

Costa coffee - yes

Diego Costa - no

 

[GreersElbow]

If we sign him, we'll get roasted for a transfer fee, and no doubt it'll be too latte to settle with our squad

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I jokingly suggested that 2 weeks ago but then realized that we couldnt as we already have Izzy Brown

You were serious and you were told. You posted that we could sign Costa on loan on the 24th August.

 

[The Birdman]

We already have Costa - Liz

We have two in Haywards Heath now

 

[GreersElbow]

I jokingly suggested that 2 weeks ago but then realized that we couldnt as we already have Izzy Brown

So, were you kidding or not? Because it is NEVER going to happen

 

[BN9 BHA]

We have two in Haywards Heath now

2 Liz Costas?

 

[Stat Brother]

You were serious and you were told. You posted that we could sign Costa on loan on the 24th August.

I'm glad it's not just me who remembered that as BG posting we should get Costa.
Arguing his point as only he can.
Then falling silent when proved to be the wrongest you ever could be.

 

[Albion Robster]

We already have Costa - Liz

More chance of seeing our Liz playing upfront than Diego.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I'm glad it's not just me who remembered that as BG posting we should get Costa.
Arguing his point as only he can.
Then falling silent when proved to be the wrongest you ever could be.

Posted on the 24 August:

There is a good chance but no guarantee of a goalscorer as we could go to Chelsea and pay his wages and take Diego Costa on loan until Christmas before they sell him to Athletico Madrid but if we cannot get the ball to him quick enough he wouldnt score goals and he is as certain to as anybody.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

If we sign him, we'll get roasted for a transfer fee, and no doubt it'll be too latte to settle with our squad

If we sign him on 200k a week it'd make a mocha-ry of FFP.

 

[BrianWade4]

I jokingly suggested that 2 weeks ago but then realized that we couldnt as we already have Izzy Brown

Izzy Brown injured and in a skip.

 

[Stat Brother]

Posted on the 24 August:

There is a good chance but no guarantee of a goalscorer as we could go to Chelsea and pay his wages and take Diego Costa on loan until Christmas before they sell him to Athletico Madrid but if we cannot get the ball to him quick enough he wouldnt score goals and he is as certain to as anybody.

Sidesplittingly funny, absolutely laced with jokes.