Constipation

[Les Biehn]

It really is uncomfortable. 3 and a half days down, I've got me senakot. Can anyone offer any advice on how to ease this burden?

 

[Starry]

Prune juice.

 

[Bono]

Beef Vindaloo

 

[Les Biehn]

Both interesting ideas. Might have to purchase some prune juice tomorrow if the problem still hasn't shifted.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Shredded wheat

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

parachuting

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Bungee Jumping?

 

[Starry]

Three and half days is nothing. You want to try being pregnant and having constipation.

Prune juice does work though. Drink it at night time or when you're going to be home all day.

 

[clapham_gull]

Do you smoke ?

 

[Les Biehn]

Three and half days is nothing. You want to try being pregnant and having constipation.

Prune juice does work though. Drink it at night time or when you're going to be home all day.

gonna whack 2 of the senakot back and get up early for a jog. If that don't shift it its onto the prune juice. Went 10 days once which was f***ing awful. Especially as the third day was christmas day.

 

[Les Biehn]

Do you smoke ?

Only when I'm drinking. This however had no effect on Saturday and Monday nights. Might have to get some poppers!

 

[clapham_gull]

Knock the fags on the head, I did and my bowels work like a dream.

 

[Les Biehn]

Type 1 guv'nor.

 

[Easy 10]

Get a little spoon and scoop it out.

 

[clapham_gull]

What you need is Colpermin

Read my post

http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43853&highlight=colpermin

 

[Les Biehn]

What you need is Colpermin

Read my post

http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43853&highlight=colpermin

This is also an option.

 

[looney]

Go in the palace end at their next game and start singing albion songs. Those nice Croydon chavs will help kick it out of you.

 

[ali jenkins]

A good shafting should do the trick if you know what i mean!

Ask 1066, im sure he never has trouble with his bowel movements!

Or guinness, that gives me the shits

 

[enigma]

Bananas- all the fibre apparently.

 

[looney]

Bananas- all the fibre apparently.

He's looking for muscle relaxant not a proxy for a crow bar you frothing fountain of faggotry.