Congratulations to @Stumpy Tim!

[Weezle]

[MENTION=159]Stumpy Tim[/MENTION] was lucky enough to accompany the Weezle to a charity boxing night at the metropole tonight. Three sheets to the wind Tim decided to enter three silent auctions tonight:

Auction 1: Signed photo of Novak Djokovic. Opening Bid: £150

Auction 2: Signed Photo of Martin Johnson Opening Bid: £400

Auction 3: Centre court tickets to Wimbledon, Debenture Tickets with full hospitality Opening Bid: £2,400

Several pints to the good and being a charity night Tim was kind enough to open the silent bidding to get the ball rolling for all three, very confident of there being many more bids and him not winning any. Instead Tim managed to win all three!!!

Congrats Tim. Remember - you're taking me to Wimbledon fella. Only fair. ;-)

 

[mistahclarke]

if he can spare £3k then I can bet he's delighted.....but then I've never met anyone who can spare 3k

 

[Durlston]

Nice one Stumpy Tim.

 

[sydney]

not sure if congrats are in order ........perhaps you should be commiserating him.......3 k on "prizes" ........"sucked -in" , comes to mind.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Did Harty compere?

 

[Medwayseagull]

They all sound like a rip off to me - who wants to look at a photo of Martin Johnson, signed or not. The under bid was probably £5.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That's going to HURT in the morning

 

[n1 gull]

Ouch, 2 and a half grand to watch tennis with a bunch of twats. Good work fella!

 

[Wozza]

The SAME Tim who who, earlier in the evening, wrote this on this Facebook wall?

"£10 for a photo with Herbie Hide and Scott Welch. NO"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What was the CHARITY?

 

[Lush]

Next time I see Tim I'm going buy him a pint or three.




Then get him to lend me £50.

 

[Everest]

What was the CHARITY?

The "Stumpy Tim is a Dunce" charity, STD for short

 

[Stumpy Tim]

It's fair to say, I'm in the dog house. Today I will be mowing the lawn.

 

[Beach Hut]

It's fair to say, I'm in the dog house. Today I will be mowing the lawn.

Don't be a tease then, who is she ?

 

[Weezle]

The look on his face when he found out he had actually won was priceless!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Come on, Tim!"

 

[NMH]

What astounding good fortune - three times a WINNER!

My last car cost me less than half what he spent there, and it was trouble-free for 4 years.

 

[Badger]

Well this has made my hangover feel a whole lot better

 

[Worthingite]

Well done you!!!! Hope you enjoy Wimbledon!!!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You're all bullies