Congrats to the happy couple! (NSFW)

[tedebear]

?? Is that Australian rhyming slang?

When girls (who don't have brazillians) go to the loo - they "wet the lettuce"... got it?

 

[Icy Gull]

When girls (who don't have brazillians) go to the loo - they "wet the lettuce"... got it?

I do now

 

[Westdene Seagull]

When girls (who don't have brazillians) go to the loo - they "wet the lettuce"... got it?

Reminds me of an incident on a company "team building" weekend I went on. We were learning to sail Alantic racing boats. Anyway, we moored up in Cowes and were just off to the nearest bar when the attractive female skipper said she'd catch us up after she'd had an Aussie shower.

We went off the the bar discussing what an Aussie shower was and my offering was a quick wash "down under" if you get what I mean. Anyway, when the skipper got to the bar I was "persuaded" to put my theory to her - I was somewhat embarressed when she explained that, rather than what all the males where running through their mind, an "Aussie Shower" was just a spray of deodrant under the arm !

 

[tedebear]

Reminds me of an incident on a company "team building" weekend I went on. We were learning to sail Alantic racing boats. Anyway, we moored up in Cowes and were just off to the nearest bar when the attractive female skipper said she'd catch us up after she'd had an Aussie shower.

We went off the the bar discussing what an Aussie shower was and my offering was a quick wash "down under" if you get what I mean. Anyway, when the skipper got to the bar I was "persuaded" to put my theory to her - I was somewhat embarressed when she explained that, rather than what all the males where running through their mind, an "Aussie Shower" was just a spray of deodrant under the arm !

Really?? I call that shower in a can

 

[Man of Harveys]

I have heard a cursory sink-based wash of the smelly bits referred to as a "tart's shower" and a "Dundee shower". I don't know if the latter is a reference to Crocodile Dundee.

 

[tedebear]

I have heard a cursory sink-based wash of the smelly bits referred to as a "tart's shower" and a "Dundee shower". I don't know if the latter is a reference to Crocodile Dundee.

I thought dundee was cake?

 

[Del Boy]

Nice

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Wow! Thats the best zit on on a nose I have seen in ages.

 

[NMH]

?? Is that Australian rhyming slang?

lettuce, green with a tinge = minge.

(alright, so I made it up, but it coulda been Aussie slang there cobber)

 

[Chicken Run]

Sorry to drag this up again but the picture now appears in Kelvin Mackenzie's column in The Sun today page 11, he wants to know where the photo was taken and who the bride was, shall i fixture him lol

 

[Chicken Run]

Hi Kelvin,

The picture of the happy couple in your column today was subject to a discussion a few weeks ago on northstandchat.com (Brighton & Hove Albion supporters chat site).
I and many others were asking the same questions. see the below link.

Congrats to the happy couple! (NSFW) - North Stand Chat

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Isn't it tiresome now that TV programmes and newspapers have started regurgitating You Tube clips and funny pictures from the internet and are passing them off as entertainment. It's just an admission that they have been defeated.

Even Richard & Judy were peddling a YouTube clips spot on their show as original entertainment. FFS these people are shameless plagiarists.

 

[Scoffers]

I''m sure the new husband is not at all worried what she's doing when he's at work