[Humour] Concorso di Didascalie

[AmexRuislip]

Hello Crimestoppers, I'd like to report a mugging.

 

[Rookie]

On the phone to his misses putting the take away order in

 

[Algernon]

Hey Gustavo.
Eeeeees eeeeeeeasy

 

[Shooting Star]

My favourite moment was RDZ not having signal and asking his mate to phone the coach on the sideline, who equally looked perplexed at his phone.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

It's a call from Tony, telling him to get his feet off the railings

 

[GingerBeerMan]

My favourite moment was RDZ not having signal and asking his mate to phone the coach on the sideline, who equally looked perplexed at his phone.

Surely they have their own private WiFi?

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

The commentators on the stream I watched speculated on who he might be on the phone to.
A friend ?
Maybe making a dinner reservation ?
At the very long post-match press conference (14 minutes +) a journalist asked him and RDZ said with wry grin that he was on the phone to his Mum !!!
Bellissimo

 

[TomandJerry]

It's a call from Tony, telling him to get his feet off the railings

Barber is going to be furious

 

[Official Old Man]

Noticed the bench had a phone and TV showed them unwrapping ear pods to use. Would have thought the club had a bit more organisation than to think halfway through the game to get headphones.
Anyone at Stoke look for the usual WiFi and see BHA Press & BHA Dugout (or similar, all locked)?