[Albion] Complete fool

[Jo Wadsworth]

Thought you guys would enjoy this one . . .

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2022/04/08/palace-pitch-invader-made-complete-fool-of-himself/

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Not sure what game he was at, as the description of the match in the report doesn’t bear any resemblance to the match I attended.

 

[Brok]

2-0 down, you say? What game was that?

 

[Seagull58]

“He told them, ‘Obviously what I did was very wrong. I just want to say sorry. That was because I’m a Palace fan.'”

At least he apologised for being a Palace fan.

 

[studio150]

Falls into the same style of defence as I said 'Off! Off! Off! It's an early bath for you, Mr Cantona'

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Any friend of Knob jockey.......

Edit - ah yes, the Timmeh autocorrect

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Thought you guys would enjoy this one . . .

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2022/04/08/palace-pitch-invader-made-complete-fool-of-himself/

"A Brighton fan threw a chair towards the away end, and police are linking the throwing of that chair to my client running onto the pitch and slipping over, making a complete fool of himself.

What kind of head-mental rabbit hole have we fallen into here?

 

[Stato]

He ran on the pitch to bait oposing fans and his defence is that everyone laughed when he fell over. Presumably the prosecution may pull out the question 'Did you intend to fall over?'

 

[Justice]

I’ve just killed someone, but hey I have a good job and work hard so should be let off

 

[Jo Wadsworth]

Not sure what game he was at, as the description of the match in the report doesn’t bear any resemblance to the match I attended.

Apologies - I have to report what was said in court, and that's what they said . . .

 

[Commander]

This article doesn't add up at all. It says he's a Palace fan who ran on the pitch when Palace scored, but the video shows him running on to the pitch when Brighton scored. What?

 

[Me and my Monkey]

How did the Brighton fan manage to smuggle a chair into the Amex? In a bag NO LARGER THAN AN A4 PIECE OF PAPER??

 

[Bodian]

These lawyers will make you think black is white: “You cannot tell if he’s holding up his middle finger or making a rude gesture, or simply waving."

 

[oldboyroy]

What a load of balls his defense was.....clearly and deliberately running to goad the Brighton fans, slipped and of course we laughed and he was called a ****** as heard in footage. Its an offence and banning order is warranted.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

This article doesn't add up at all. It says he's a Palace fan who ran on the pitch when Palace scored, but the video shows him running on to the pitch when Brighton scored. What?

It is the rag that employs Someone. What were you expecting?

Jesus stupid filter. Timothy "commas" Failed-Politician

 

[portlock seagull]

At the risk of being controversial…my thoughts:

Idiot for running on pitch. Idiot for contesting banning order. Sure he is one of life’s good guys. But mainly, what an utter waste of legal systems time and energy. This is the same system we’ve a backlog of serious crime cases in. Why on Earth can’t this sort of thing be dealt without need to criminalise and go near lawyers, judges etc? Like in old days. Sake…all parties at fault really.

 

[South west gull]

At the risk of being controversial…my thoughts:

Idiot for running on pitch. Idiot for contesting banning order. Sure he is one of life’s good guys. But mainly, what an utter waste of legal systems time and energy. This is the same system we’ve a backlog of serious crime cases in. Why on Earth can’t this sort of thing be dealt without need to criminalise and go near lawyers, judges etc? Like in old days. Sake…all parties at fault really.

And why do we have to wait till June for the banning order

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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I’ve just killed someone, but hey I have a good job and work hard so should be let off

Hanging's too good for you.

According to some on the extermination thread

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

These lawyers will make you think black is white: “You cannot tell if he’s holding up his middle finger or making a rude gesture, or simply waving."

Sounds like they are vying for a job working for Putin if he ever gets to face war crime charges.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Apologies - I have to report what was said in court, and that's what they said . . .

This thread is going well.


As a consolation, the chap on the right in the pic below used to read the Argus (so it said, in graffiti, on the old building....)