COMIC RELIEF: Brighton vs Yeovil

[Mendoza]

This year I shall be donating money to Comic Relief through the medium of the Seagull Soccerflid Circus.

In the biggest 6 pointer since Todd Carty on Celebrity Dancing On Ice, I shall be turning Brighton & Hove Albion vs Yeovil Town into a sordid game which will end up in a charity donation to Comic Relief.


Feel free to join in if you want, or maybe keep count

I will be giving 50p to charity every time one of the below happens:

- Russell Slade does the clench fist salute to the Withdean faithful
- Brighton concede a comedy goal
- Brighton score an own goal
- A substitution is made within 5 minutes of the second half starting
- A Brighton player is played out of his natural position
- A Brighton player starts on the crowd
- Every goal conceded past 2
- Every goal Brighton concede in the last 5 minutes of the first and second half
- Someone in the crowd headers the ball
- A Brighton player has to go off injured
- A Brighton player sent off
- A Slade song is played pre match
- Kevin McLeod changes his boot colour during the game
- Nicky Forster dives to win a penalty
- David Livermore gets booked
- Tommy Fraser plays a forward pass
- John Sullivan kick goes straight out to touch
- Dean Cox cross hits the first defender
- Adam El Abd backs off an attacker leading to a goal conceded
- Craig Davies misses a sitter
- Al Bangura puts in a horrific challenge
- Andy Whing has a shot on target
- Tommy Elphick kicks an aimless long hoof up field to no one
- Seb Carole showboats then does a useless pass straight after
- Every minute of injury time in the second half
- Brighton WIN

Hopefully none of this happens, but you can guarantee it will, the funnier the better, it is Comic Relief after all x x

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Great idea

Cox crosses, Sullivan kicks (if he plays) and Elphick HOOF's are going to cripple your finances though!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

"Dean Cox cross hits the first defender " - 100%

Aaron Lennon all over again.

How much do you reckon this is gunna' cost ya' Mendy babes?

 

[The Large One]

Five pints of beer from me to you if none of those happen.

 

[Djmiles]

Fist clench, player off injured and Cox hitting 1st defender leading

 

[Mendoza]

Five pints of beer from me to you if none of those happen.

the whole point is that some of it will happen, hopefully not too much though, reckon about 30 things will happen, which is fine by me

 

[Frutos]

- Brighton WIN

Hopefully none of this happens

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Let us know the final tally Mendoza. I'll match your 50p per incident. I'm sure others will want to pay up aswell.

 

[Frutos]

Let us know the final tally Mendoza. I'll match your 50p per incident. I'm sure others will want to pay up aswell.

Count me in for this also.

 

[Mendoza]

whoops, theres a couple of things that didnt need to be on the poll.

I have left the tallying to my cider infested judgement and that of the people that sit around me in the South Stand

I predict a donation £15-£20 from myself, Frank Wilds Years and Frutos

 

[sam86]

"- Every minute of injury time in the second half"

Is is wrong to hope that one (or a few) of the Yeovil players get badly injured and require lengthy treatment...

 

[sam86]

"- Brighton WIN"

Should have a special price of £5

 

[JJ McClure]

Fair play to you Brettles, the Cox one alone could end up costing you a small fortune.

 

[The Large One]

Who's got responsibility for counting all of those up - or are we going to assign different actions to different people?

I'll take responsibility for counting the first five on that list, if you like.

 

[Mendoza]

Who's got responsibility for counting all of those up - or are we going to assign different actions to different people?

I'll take responsibility for counting the first five on that list, if you like.

Do it Withdean Wanderer is also counting up too.

Is there a Comic Relief bucket collection at the game?

 

[withdeanwombat]

Cox cross hits first defender.

Comic Relief hits £40m target.

 

[Mendoza]

Dean Cox, Comedy Goal and Injuries leading the way, looking like an expensive Saturday

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Russell Slade could do a whole lot worse than use the results of this poll as an in-depth analysis of the Albion failings this season. Seriously.

 

[BHAFC4EVER]

to you Mendoza

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

How much at the moment I wonder...