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Comedy value at Withdean yesterday



Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,761
at home
1. Shittu going to passit back to the keeper and it went for a throw in at 90 degrees to where he was kicking it

2. McCammon....firstly going into the corner and falling over

secondly going to header the ball on and headering it into touch

2. CKR's miss when put through and he drilled it at right angles away from the keeper

4. The big tall black fella up front for QPR trying to catch it on the volley and falling arse over tip

It was like Jongleurs all over again
 




Now if you're talking comedy value....................

5 There was this bloke in the stands jumping up and down and getting cross all the time:
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Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,761
at home
I dont get cross........


I laugh a lot though


You ought to try it mate
 


dave the gaffer said:
I dont get cross........


I laugh a lot though


You ought to try it mate

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:


Like this you mean? :lol:
 


surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,162
Bevendean
6. A QPR player (not sure which) jumping for a headder half an hour before the ball arrived
 




Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
dave the gaffer said:
I dont get cross........


I laugh a lot though


You ought to try it mate
I must admit, you looked like you enjoyed yesterday's comedy.:lolol: :lolol:
 


JSD Albion

New member
Jul 17, 2003
263
Burgess Hill
Shittu's hurt look when Marky Mark McG deposited him in the long jump pit. He hadn't seen LK go off and thought he'd just eaten some spinach or something.
 










SussexHoop

New member
Dec 7, 2003
887
1) Butters heading home with his feet firmly on the ground (oh how I laughed!)

2) Getting to my seat and realising people weren't joking when they said 'Take your binoculars'.

3) The first gay chant I heard coming from the home end ... that's got to be a first surely?

4) Holloway chopping and changing things so much, Rowlands saw the ball hoofed over his head from 3 different positions in midfield.

5) Triple with pike from Grumpy.

6) Stefan Moore leaping like a salmon just a tad early.

7) McGhee trying to sit on a 1-0 lead again.

8) Big Dan playing the ball out of defence on the ground and passing to a QPR player (ok I made that one up).

Happy New Year.
 




oapdodge

New member
Jul 15, 2003
2,866
SussexHoop said:
1) Butters heading home with his feet firmly on the ground (oh how I laughed!)

2) Getting to my seat and realising people weren't joking when they said 'Take your binoculars'.

3) The first gay chant I heard coming from the home end ... that's got to be a first surely?

4) Holloway chopping and changing things so much, Rowlands saw the ball hoofed over his head from 3 different positions in midfield.

5) Triple with pike from Grumpy.

6) Stefan Moore leaping like a salmon just a tad early.

7) McGhee trying to sit on a 1-0 lead again.

8) Big Dan playing the ball out of defence on the ground and passing to a QPR player (ok I made that one up).

Happy New Year.

All of the above becuase you were really crap
 


SussexHoop

New member
Dec 7, 2003
887
oapdodge said:
All of the above becuase you were really crap

That is where you're wrong ... we were really crap on Monday against Coventry. Yesterday's performance defies description.

Come on you SupaHooooffffsssssaa
 


northstandnorth

THE GOLDSTONE
Oct 13, 2003
2,441
A272 at 85 mph
got to give a big YES to the hooped twat(dyer) who slippped on the mat in the second half giving my sons girlfriend the chance to do a SHE FELL OVER at her first brighton game,she even got the northern monkey accent just right.

and i had only taught it to her about 10 mins before.
 




oapdodge

New member
Jul 15, 2003
2,866
SussexHoop said:
That is where you're wrong ... we were really crap on Monday against Coventry. Yesterday's performance defies description.

Come on you SupaHooooffffsssssaa

Oh dear ! I f you get worse then that ?
Happy New year fella. Could be a hard one.
 






Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
BarrelofFun said:
7. Tim Breaker running past on his way back to the dressing room.

Is that the guy that used to play FB for West Ham?
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Theatre of Trees said:
7. Shittu in the sandpit.

The way Breaker sprinted to the changing suggests he'd had enough of watching his team.
Both excellent
 




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