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Colonic irrigation









Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
I am tempted. Apparently you have something like 10lbs worth of shit clogging up your intestines.
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
My missus tried it in a clinic on Buckingham road and she said it was the weirdest thing she had tried, they stick quite a large tube up you. And now her cornhole is too loose for my piggly wiggly little dick.

:nono:
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,869
Brighton, UK
I heard that it's virtually impossible not to poo all over whichever form of transport you use to get home afterwards. (I HAVE NOT DONE THIS)
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Man of Harveys said:
I heard that it's virtually impossible not to poo all over whichever form of transport you use to get home afterwards. (I HAVE NOT DONE THIS)

Piggy back off Looney it is then.
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,869
Brighton, UK
Les Biehn said:
Piggy back off Looney it is then.
:lolol: :sick:
He's probably fairly used to a bit of dib-dib-dobbing on his chest
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
I've watched it being done - fairly safe to say its rather groce, but the patient doesnt ever seem to be in too much discomfort
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
I've had it done loads of times! Getting home in the car afterwards is always a challenge!
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,869
Brighton, UK
Race said:
I've had it done loads of times! Getting home in the car afterwards is always a challenge!
Erm...is this Race or Tank? ???
 






Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,761
at home
Race said:
I've had it done loads of times! Getting home in the car afterwards is always a challenge!


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
Man of Harveys said:
I heard that it's virtually impossible not to poo all over whichever form of transport you use to get home afterwards. (I HAVE NOT DONE THIS)

You need one of these:

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Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
Les Biehn said:
I am tempted. Apparently you have something like 10lbs worth of shit clogging up your intestines.

Get it done, it doesnt hurt and just think all your insides will be all nice and squeaky clean. Just make sure afterwards that you dont have anything to do for the rest of day and you're within clenching distance of the loo!
 


Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,761
at home
Race said:
Get it done, it doesnt hurt and just think all your insides will be all nice and squeaky clean. Just make sure afterwards that you dont have anything to do for the rest of day and you're within clenching distance of the loo!


how come for millenia after millenia we have not had to stick tubes up our bottoms to clean them, but suddenly if you dont do it you will die a horrible stale poo type death.

Its nonsence

I blame Thatcher and the Nanny state
 








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