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¡Cereal Killer!

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Sep 13, 2003
10,217
Somewhere over there...
Anyone else got a cold at the moment?

Im sitting here with 2 tissues dabbed with olbas oil stuck up each nose and sipping on the most disgusting hot lemon drink ever :( ate all my chocolate :( and only got Werthers Originals left

Has anyone got a best cure for a cold?

Hoping to get rid before the footie at 6:30 tonight :)
 




BHA Jordan

New member
Dec 14, 2005
604
I had one a few weeks ago when it was really hot and that was not much fun :angry:
 


Commander

Arrogant Prat
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Apr 28, 2004
13,560
London
Cereal Killer said:
Anyone else got a cold at the moment?

Im sitting here with 2 tissues dabbed with olbas oil stuck up each nose and sipping on the most disgusting hot lemon drink ever :( ate all my chocolate :( and only got Werthers Originals left

Has anyone got a best cure for a cold?

Hoping to get rid before the footie at 6:30 tonight :)

Hot curry & whisky.
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Re: Re: Cold

Commander said:
Hot curry & whisky.

I tried that once, couple of shots and a vindaloo. It worked a f***ing treat, woke up the next day right as rain.
 




Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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Re: Re: Re: Cold

Les Biehn said:
I tried that once, couple of shots and a vindaloo. It worked a f***ing treat, woke up the next day right as rain.

Doesn't work in the early stages, but if you have it when the cold is hanging on at the end, it just zapps it away. And even if it doesn't work, who gives a shit? You still got to have curry and whisky.

:thumbsup:
 




REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
No

I haven't had a cold since I became a veggie, about 20 years ago !!
 




Commander

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Re: Re: Re: Cold

¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º> said:
Is that for real?

Yep.
 








Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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REDLAND said:
No

I haven't had a cold since I became a veggie, about 20 years ago !!

For real?

My bird never gets colds and she's a veggie ???
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,093
Lancing
Vindaloo and 4 double whisky's , don't waste your time with Daynurse, Nightnurse, powders and all that shit they are for wimps and don't work.

Uncle Spielberg's Cold Remedy ( patent pending )

Get a whisky glass
double whisky
pour in hot not boiling water
1 tea spoon of pure honey
squeeze half a lemon
1 tea spoon sugar

Drink x 4
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Commander said:
For real?

My bird never gets colds and she's a veggie ???

honest guv !!
 




Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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REDLAND said:
honest guv !!

Must be all the nuts / berries / grass etc ;)
 


Withnail

Member
Jan 16, 2004
919
Lincoln
Same here. Been a veggie about 7 years now and no colds since!
 




Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
I thought I had a cold for about a week but went to the doctors today and it turns out its tonsilitis.
Feel like shit but it's got me a few days off work :smokin:
 




ali jenkins

Thanks to Guinness Dave
Feb 9, 2006
9,896
Southwick
Rangdo said:
I thought I had a cold for about a week but went to the doctors today and it turns out its tonsilitis.
Feel like shit but it's got me a few days off work :smokin:

I had swollwn tonsils a few weeks ago!

its a f***ing nighmare as i couldnt swallow without collapsing in a heap due to the pain!

i didnt eat for about 5 days, and i lost 1/2 stone!

I had to take 5 pills 4 times a day, and i cant swallow pills without crushing them so that made it worse!

Hope your better soon.
 


Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Re: Re: Cold

silky1 said:
having two noses must be terrible:nono:

I dunno, I bet it makes visiting the loo after a heavy night on the curry "interesting"
 


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