***Club Statement***

[Deleted member 2719]

I am better with a Driver than a 3 iron.

Orange chocolate one's are the best.


Anymore

 

[Washie]

I......I.......I think I hate you.

 

[Munkfish]

I prefer a Mint club if i'm honest.

 

[surrey jim]

can the thread title be ammended!

 

[Doc Lynam]

 

[Postman Pat]

Oceanas is full of kids.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

For Gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

[strings]

I actually felt my heart race increase when I saw the thread title.

Others will be annoyed, but good effort - you had me panicked for a split second!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I woke up with a huge dilemma this morning.

I knew I liked biscuits, but what I wanted was one with a LOT of chocolate on it.

I've found the solution

 

[Hamilton]

Do you bite the top off or just eat it bite by bite all the way down the biscuit?

 

[imissworthing2]

hahahahaha! Got me, hook, line and sinker.

 

[sydney]

i went to a wife swapping club but no-one needed a wet-vac.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Its 18-30 for me. ( You should be ashamed of yourself...a man of your age )

 

[SeagullSongs]

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I was trying to dismantle some decking recently and had a few bricks to knock down. I tried with a CLAW hammer but it wasn't as good as this alternative.

 

[Doc Lynam]

There was a similar confusing when i posted a link about the new manager, it happened to be at Crawley Down, its easily done.

 

[James Bond's body double]

I prefer a Mint club if i'm honest.

Mint as a flavour should not be associated with chocolate ever.

 

[Monkey Man]

The way those Canadians kill young seals is barbaric.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Club foot is also known as congenital talipes equinovarus. Its extremely painful.

 

[Postman Pat]

A sandwich containing turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.