Clothing that should be banned.

[Lady Whistledown]

Clothing that should immediately be made illegal- name the fashion item and the reason.

I'll start (fuelled by an earlier thread)- unfeasibly small running shorts on men.

I had to do a fitness course recently, and there were at least 3 ageing blokes in tiny, tiny shorts. If they'd have been fit, fair enough, but they were all getting on a bit, and it wasn't much of a treat for the ladies.

Secondly- leggings on fat women. Is there any sight more offensive than an overweight chav mother (it's always chavs) squeezing her monstrous thighs into a pair of spray-on, gaily patterned lycra leggings?

 

[Muzzman]

Burberry Cap - next

 

[Easy 10]

Bra's.

 

[(was)DBS]

Bra's.

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Thongs showing above small jeans on fit birds backsides.

Even worse on fat birds backsides.

Now I am a red blooded male - but that just looks ridiculous. Have you noticed how they always seem to need to lean forward for some reason to show it off.

 

[colinpants]

leggings on fat women



shudder!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Exmouth Seagulls- so true, usually happens with fat girls playing pool in the pub.

"Here, let me bend over and show the whole world my cavernous crack as it eats up the tiny sliver of polyester item of underwear I put on as a token gesture"

 

[Marc]

Sandals with white socks, OK not one item of clothing but two, either way they are terrible!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sandals with white socks, OK not one item of clothing but two, either way they are terrible!

Agreed they are immensely lame, but you can't ban them, because Britain's jails wouldn't be able to cope with the influx of people's Dads.

 

[Stat Brother]

trousers & track suit bottoms with writing across the arse.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Incidentally, are there any socks-with-sandals wearers out there that can explain the point of it to me?

I mean, you wear sandals to keep your feet cool, surely, so where's the logic in thinking "I know, I'll just pop a pair of socks on" (and then pulling them as high up your calves as you can)?

 

[DJ Leon]

Ponchos.

Make them illegal on everyone except cowboys and mexicans.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

white trousers

dungarees

cardigans

 

[Albion Dan]

Any item of Von Dutch clothing, possibly even worse than Burberry! Anyone wearing has the class of Jodie Marsh!

 

[Parson Henry]

Anoraks over a suit jacket that is longer than the anorak!

So nerdish it is unbelievable.

A real Paul from Croydon type of thing,

 

[Bwian]

Jeans showing rolls of flab

Why why why why why do fat and flabby women do it? I'm sorry but having to contend with your thong is one thing but more fat on show than in a bacon factory makes me want to hit 'em.....

Ban low rider jeans on fat pigs please....

 

[beorhthelm]

Thongs showing above small jeans on fit birds backsides.

Even worse on fat birds backsides.

Now I am a red blooded male - but that just looks ridiculous. Have you noticed how they always seem to need to lean forward for some reason to show it off.

Are you gay? (although fair point on the fat birds)

 

[Scarface]

leggings on fat women



shudder!

Short tops on fat women. Although they are probably supposed to be normal length but have ridden up to get over the mounds of flab. Usually exposing a pierced naval which looks terrible over a grossly stretched belly button!

 

[caz99]

Bra's.

no cos if your like me and have bigger boobs its a nightmare.

i would ban tank tops.

 

[colinpants]

Jeans showing rolls of flab

Why why why why why do fat and flabby women do it?
Ban low rider jeans on fat pigs please....

DOUBLE SHUDDER