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crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
14,062
Lyme Regis
Oxford University has become the latest of a number of bodies to ban applause and clapping in favour of jazz hands to avoid offending people and help people with anxiety issues. Is it time that sporting events followed suit with jazz hands used to denote respect and pleasure?

???
 




bluenitsuj

Listen to me!!!
Feb 26, 2011
4,734
Willingdon
Oxford University has become the latest of a number of bodies to ban applause and clapping in favour of jazz hands to avoid offending people and help people with anxiety issues. Is it time that sporting events followed suit with jazz hands used to denote respect and pleasure?

???

No.
 






el punal

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2012
12,545
The dull part of the south coast
Jazz hands at the Amex? Brilliant! It would make an absolute killing for the club shop as they would sell thousands of Albion giant size foam hands with the middle finger prominent. Better still, the giant size foam hands could be designed as a clenched fist, a la wanker sign, for waving at the ref, opposition fans and Neil Warnock.

Really though, jazz hands at sporting events? What absolute bollocks. Whatever next - clackers? :facepalm:
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,097
Faversham
Come on, Crodo, this thread.....you're better than that ???
 










Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
37,339
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Discriminates against blind people ? ???

Indeed it does, and on behalf of all the world's blind people can I just be the first to say I am DISCUSTED and will be outraged ALL DAY.

Crodo, you are a blindist **** and should be banned. MODS!
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,076
Kitbag in Dubai
Oxford University has become the latest of a number of bodies to ban applause and clapping in favour of jazz hands to avoid offending people and help people with anxiety issues. Is it time that sporting events followed suit with jazz hands used to denote respect and pleasure?

???

Which particular jazz mag did you find this out from?
 




METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
6,822
Jazz hands at the Amex? Brilliant! It would make an absolute killing for the club shop as they would sell thousands of Albion giant size foam hands with the middle finger prominent. Better still, the giant size foam hands could be designed as a clenched fist, a la wanker sign, for waving at the ref, opposition fans and Neil Warnock.

Really though, jazz hands at sporting events? What absolute bollocks. Whatever next - clackers? :facepalm:

Continuing the theme of absolute bollocks how about banning addressing an audience as ' Ladies & Gentlemen'.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...r-union-Equitys-new-gender-neutral-guide.html
 




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