[TV] Christmas TV 2019

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

This thread is just as boring as this one

Yet you clicked on it and then took the time to search for last years effort despite you already knowing it would be the 'same joke'?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Christ save us. What a load of crap.

I take it you work for Sky

 

[sams dad]

Well played Crodo! You’ve caught a few with this one.

 

[Paris]

Now we're into September the big TV channels have started to tease details of their TV schedules for this coming Christmas, early highlights include the below:

BBC

Mrs Browns Boys Xmas and New Years Specials - 2 part special of Britains favourite comedy series.
Worzel Gummidge - 2 hour long specials
Gavin and Stacey - The cult classic returns for a one-off special
Alex Scotts Christmas - Join Alex Scott as she showcases what Christmas means in the Scott household over a 3 part series.
Not Going Out for Christmas - More hilarious Winter escapades
Would I Lie to You Special - Featuring Fatima Whitbread and John Barrowman
Call the Christmas Midwife

ITV

Stephen Mulherns Celebrity Catchphrase
All Star Family Fortunes with Vernon Kay
Tipping Point Celebrities
The Christmas Chase - Celebrity Special
Londons (Still) Burning
Surprise Surprise (Famous Faces) - Stars from the world of Showbiz are given some heartwarming surprises
The Price is Right with Rylan Clark Neal

They say Christmas is statistically the most likely time for people to top themselves. With that tv line-up...

 

[Icy Gull]

Does anyone actually watch Christmas TV anymore apart from people living alone with nobody to have fun or family arguments with?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Anyone mentioning that time of year before Mid December, let alone starting a thread about it in September should be kicked off this Board with all due humiliation

 

[wunt be druv]

MRS.BROWNS BOYS!!! Oh FFS!! Really...what is it with that programme..why can't they bin it?? Oh bloody hell...just got over being pissed off after Saturday's result and now this has pitched me back in to my black hole of despair!!!

 

[Questions]

No Morecombe and Wise again then ?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Does Noel still give our presents to kids in hospital

Sent from my MI 6 using Tapatalk

WHAT!
You mean Jimmy Tarbuck doesn't do that on Christmas morning anymore.

 

[crodonilson]

BBC2 doing a Yuletide Ready Steady Cook, with Ainsley Harriott and Fern Britton.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

BBC2 doing a Yuletide Ready Steady Cook, with Ainsley Harriott and Fern Britton.

Does it involve making things with left over Turkey by any chance?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

BBC2 doing a Yuletide Ready Steady Cook, with Ainsley Harriott and Fern Britton.

A good STUFFING guaranteed.

 

[Nottseagull]

This thread is just as boring as this one

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?367449-Christmas-TV-2018&highlight=christmas
.

From there, this seems the most relevant to this thread

It's October FFS.

 

[Winker]

BBC2 doing a Yuletide Ready Steady Cook, with Ainsley Harriott and Fern Britton.

I think you've missed one:

Nadiya's Muslim Christmas - Britain's favourite Muslim prepares to celebrate the birth of Christ with her own special halal 'unclean animals-in-blankets' and fizzy un-fermented grape juice.

 

[crodonilson]

ITV teasing their Christmas schedule, big on family favourites and celebrities:

Emmerdale Farm
Corra
Stephen Mulherns Celebrity Christmas Catchphrase
Londons Burning (At Christmas)
Birds of a Yuletide Feather
The Christmas Chase (Celebrity Special)
Tipping Point - Live from Blackpool
Paul O'Grady - For the Love of Dogs and their Celebrity Parents

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Tipping Point - Live from Blackpool

PLEASE let them use the Tower. Imagine dropping giant tokens from the top. That would shut up Danny Dyer and his Wall nonsense.

 

[crodonilson]

ITV the first of the major players to announce their full Christmas Day TV schedule:

ITV’s Christmas Day listings:

6:00am CITV

9:25am Disney's A Christmas Carol

11am Countrywise: Winter Wonderland (R)

11:55am Midsomer Murders (R)

2pm Coronation Street At Christmas (R)

3pm Her Majesty The Queen

3:10pm Shrek the Halls

3:40pm The Chase: Bloopers 2019

4:40pm ITV Evening News

F/B National Weather

5pm Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Christmas Special (R)

6pm The Chase Celebrity Christmas Day Special (R)

7pm Emmerdale

8pm Coronation Street

9pm Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity Special

10pm Gordon, Gino and Fred Christmas Road Trip: 3 Unwise Men (R)

11:20pm ITV News and Weather

11:40pm Four Christmases

 

[blue-shifted]

ITV the first of the major players to announce their full Christmas Day TV schedule:

ITV’s Christmas Day listings:

6:00am CITV

9:25am Disney's A Christmas Carol

11am Countrywise: Winter Wonderland (R)

11:55am Midsomer Murders (R)

2pm Coronation Street At Christmas (R)

3pm Her Majesty The Queen

3:10pm Shrek the Halls

3:40pm The Chase: Bloopers 2019

4:40pm ITV Evening News

F/B National Weather

5pm Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Christmas Special

6pm The Chase Celebrity Christmas Day Special

7pm Emmerdale

8pm Coronation Street

9pm Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity Special

10pm Gordon, Gino and Fred Christmas Road Trip: 3 Unwise Men (R)

11:20pm ITV News and Weather

11:40pm Four Christmases

Charades it is

 

[crodonilson]

Then BBC go and trump them.....

06:00 Breakfast

08:55 Stick Man (R)

09:25 Zog (R)

09:50 Billie Piper (R)

10:00 Christmas Day Mass in Motion

11:00 Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave (R)

11:35 TOTP Christmas Special hosted by Rylan Clark Neal

12:40 BBC News

12:45 Weather

12:55 Film: Moana

14:30 The Snail and the Whale

15:00 The Queen’s Christmas Broadcast

15:10 Film: Finding Dory

16:40 Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special

18:00 Michael McIntyre’s Big Christmas Show

19:00 Call the Christmas Midwife (R)

20:30 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special

21:30 EastEnders

22:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special - Orange is the new Mammy

23:15 The LGBTQ+ Community at Christmas

23:35 BBC News

23:45 Weather, followed by National Lottery Update

 

[GOM]

Overwhelmingly...... underwhelming