Christmas party stories

[User removed 4]

Just thought it would be good to hear any embarassing christmas party stories , puking on the boss etc, ive never been guilty of anything more than very publicly and drunkenly getting hold of the office minger , but im sure there are some entertaining stories out there, lets hear them !

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I got SO drunk once at a Christmas do, when I got home I blew chunks.



(chunks is my dog)

 

[Bad Ash]

I think we need Digweed's Trousers...

 

[Common as Mook]

I got SO drunk once at a Christmas do, when I got home I blew chunks.



(chunks is my dog)

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I rather feel I would not like to revisit this subject. HR, disciplines, invitration to join AA and accept a drink problem, nudity in the office, trashing of office furniture, an unsightly wrestle with security on the reception floor and then an attempt to enter 'Wothdean' a bungled trip to London to have more booze culminating in an overnight stay at Bishopsgate Police station, soiled trousers, a trip of shame home the next morning and an inevitable 'exit interview' from the employer.

Oh dear.

Tip for any bods attending work Christmas Parties?

Do not drink Stella by the gallon from 8am.

It will have consequences.

 

[User removed 4]

I rather feel I would not like to revisit this subject. HR, disciplines, invitration to join AA and accept a drink problem, nudity in the office, trashing of office furniture, an unsightly wrestle with security on the reception floor and then an attempt to enter 'Wothdean' a bungled trip to London to have more booze culminating in an overnight stay at Bishopsgate Police station, soiled trousers, a trip of shame home the next morning and an inevitable 'exit interview' from the employer.

Oh dear.

Tip for any bods attending work Christmas Parties?

Do not drink Stella by the gallon from 8am.

It will have consequences.

oh please tell us more.

 

[Marty McFly]

oh please tell us more.

I think it may have something to do with this An emotional apology to all. - North Stand Chat

 

[Igor Gurinovich?]

I rather feel I would not like to revisit this subject. HR, disciplines, invitration to join AA and accept a drink problem, nudity in the office, trashing of office furniture, an unsightly wrestle with security on the reception floor and then an attempt to enter 'Wothdean' a bungled trip to London to have more booze culminating in an overnight stay at Bishopsgate Police station, soiled trousers, a trip of shame home the next morning and an inevitable 'exit interview' from the employer.

Oh dear.

Tip for any bods attending work Christmas Parties?

Do not drink Stella by the gallon from 8am.

It will have consequences.

now that was a xmas party....

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ours was last night. Relatively tame to be fair. Although the Head of Department hasn't made it in, I'm still considerably drunker that your average soak and was told that I 'stink of alcohol' (and I've been excused of talking on the phone due to my humgover potty mouth) and almost everyone here has been sick.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ours was last night. Relatively tame to be fair. Although the Head of Department hasn't made it in, I'm still considerably drunker that your average soak and was told that I 'stink of alcohol' (and I've been excused of talking on the phone due to my humgover potty mouth) and almost everyone here has been sick.

Did you finally tell cold baked beans bloke what a complete clitfuck he is?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you finally tell cold baked beans bloke what a complete clitfuck he is?

He doesn't go to any of these things, too much of a miserable clitfuck.

 

[Seagullible]

ours if Friday and an e-mail has been sent reminding people that they are still Leaseplan employees and need to ensure we don't let the company down...especially when leaving at the end of the night. Alread heard many stories from last year and very much looking forward to the free bar!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Wiggins Teape in Basingstoke, Christmas Party 1986. Pulled the Marketing Director's very pretty PA and spent the night in her little mini (in every sense you care to interpret that) in the underground car park beneath the office building.

Back to work the following morning direct from the car park to find every single member of the security staff standing behind the Reception desk grinning, whilst the Head of Security was waving a VHS tape at me. I never got to see the tape and I'm sure the windows in her car were pretty bloody steamed up, but I became something of a cult hero with everyone in the mailroom for some reason.

 

[pishhead]

ours if Friday and an e-mail has been sent reminding people that they are still Leaseplan employees and need to ensure we don't let the company down...especially when leaving at the end of the night. Alread heard many stories from last year and very much looking forward to the free bar!

Giving people a free bar and not expecting any aggro is like locking a fatty in a chocolate factory for the weekend and not expecting anything to go missing.

 

[Buzzer]

Not my finest moment

Good morning, NSPers! - North Stand Chat

 

[Marty McFly]

Not my finest moment

Good morning, NSPers! - North Stand Chat

LOLz M8s

 

[Bluejuice]

We had one a couple of weeks back. Bit early but seeing as we were all being made redundant they decided to get it out the way. It was a Friday night in some cheap Croydon hotel with a free bar for about two hours tops. I got as much free booze in me as I could, not really caring about my behaviour - knowing I had only a week left, but didn't really get up to very much. Chatted up some old bird, married with kids and missed the train home so ended up getting a cab to Gatwick as it was cheap to get there and I just assumed it'd be cheaper to get back to Brighton from there, which of course it wasn't. So I wandered around the South Terminal (the transit is being upgraded so I couldn't pay a visit to the North) and bought a load of booze from Marks and Spencers which I drank in the Subway near the station until the trains started running at about 6am. And even then I managed to get on the wrong bit and ended up in Horsham.

Anyway, none too eventful BUT the following week some fat f*** temp who is an interim manager of some other department called me into a private meeting where he told me he "knew" I'd been on the sniff and that this was totally inappropriate behaviour for a company night out. Never mind that EVERYONE was at it and nobody gave a f*** because we were all losing our jobs, no he had to stick his oar in and throw his weight around a mere four days before I left for good. He told me not to even bother trying to deny it so I just stared at him blankly.

"It was NOT the time or the place" he bellowed. EXCUSE ME, but if you can't share a cheeky line with your mates round Christmas then what HAS this world come to? I normally give the stuff a wide berth but everyone likes a white Christmas don't they?

So what happened?

I laughed, said "prove it" and walked off.

Jobsworth cocksucker.

 

[Buzzer]

Damn right. It is the very time and place.

 

[scooter1]

Not my finest moment

Good morning, NSPers! - North Stand Chat

A cracker of a tale - thats made my afternoon

 

[User removed 4]

We had one a couple of weeks back. Bit early but seeing as we were all being made redundant they decided to get it out the way. It was a Friday night in some cheap Croydon hotel with a free bar for about two hours tops. I got as much free booze in me as I could, not really caring about my behaviour - knowing I had only a week left, but didn't really get up to very much. Chatted up some old bird, married with kids and missed the train home so ended up getting a cab to Gatwick as it was cheap to get there and I just assumed it'd be cheaper to get back to Brighton from there, which of course it wasn't. So I wandered around the South Terminal (the transit is being upgraded so I couldn't pay a visit to the North) and bought a load of booze from Marks and Spencers which I drank in the Subway near the station until the trains started running at about 6am. And even then I managed to get on the wrong bit and ended up in Horsham.

Anyway, none too eventful BUT the following week some fat f*** temp who is an interim manager of some other department called me into a private meeting where he told me he "knew" I'd been on the sniff and that this was totally inappropriate behaviour for a company night out. Never mind that EVERYONE was at it and nobody gave a f*** because we were all losing our jobs, no he had to stick his oar in and throw his weight around a mere four days before I left for good. He told me not to even bother trying to deny it so I just stared at him blankly.

"It was NOT the time or the place" he bellowed. EXCUSE ME, but if you can't share a cheeky line with your mates round Christmas then what HAS this world come to? I normally give the stuff a wide berth but everyone likes a white Christmas don't they?

So what happened?

I laughed, said "prove it" and walked off.

Jobsworth cocksucker.

What an absolute COCK of a man,what is it with some people ??