Brighton TID
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This year I will stuff the bird with the plumpest breasts that I can find.
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Chrimbo double entandres 2013
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I'm hoping that I can find someone willing to pull my cracker.
banjo
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This year I'm smothering the gammon in daddies special sauce.
Huple
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The barmaid in our local asked if I would like a double entendre.........
I said no actually could I have a pint of bitter please.
I said no actually could I have a pint of bitter please.
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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"i'm coming down the chimney"!!! ............. there you go i've just emptied my sack
regards
DR
Flex Your Head
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Did she pull it for you?
Pretty pink fairy
Banned
- Jan 30, 2008
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Pretty pink fairy
Banned
- Jan 30, 2008
- 31,981
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,300
21 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas -And get Away With it!
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
grubbyhands
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I fear there should be a comma between Look and its and an apostrophe in its (it's) Sorry! GOD I'm BORED!!
grubbyhands
Well-known member
I fear there should be a comma between Look and its and an apostrophe in its (it's) Sorry! GOD I'm BORED!!
grubbyhands
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Quality
Cheers!
banjo
GOSBTS
Anyone for chocolate log ?
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
"Isn't it time you ****ed off home ?"
I know it's not a double entendre but it'll get said around teatime.
I know it's not a double entendre but it'll get said around teatime.
Anyone fancy a little goose?
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,274
Mount the fairy on top and finish it off properly.
Well -let's not stop there then Mr Pedant...
I fear that there should be quotes around any "quote" of mine that you use. Schoolboy error innit.