[Film] Choose your Hollywood demise

[Stat Brother]

So we've all gotta go at some time, but in Stat World we get to chose our own cinematic way to go.

Neither bitten in half off the coast of Amity or tracked through a far Eastern jungle by a Predator seem that appealing.

Obviously having your neck snapped by Scarlett Johansson's inner thigh is the benchmark, but what other glorious ways to pop your clogs have you thinking 'that'll do me'.



Oh and happy sunny bank holiday gang,

 

[Gabbafella]

Frank: A good cop – needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That’s no way for a man to die.
Frank: No… you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Either like Yoda or Shane.

 

[Barrow Boy]

This reminds me of someone's demise in Cluedo:

"In the kitchen with the shovel"

 

[Questions]

My heart packing in after a drug fuelled night in NewYork with two Russian whores


Obviously this is the seedier end of Hollywood.

 

[theboybilly]

My heart packing in after a drug fuelled night in NewYork with two Russian whores


Obviously this is the seedier end of Hollywood.

Only two?

 

[Questions]

Only two?

Yeah but they were good lads.

 

[Bladders]

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[A1X]

Not overly fussed on specifics but something involving explosions that looks incredible in slow motion

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Shot in the back of the head at the age of 100 by a jealous husband.

 

[TugWilson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvyXxBOgVg
Why go just once when you can die for fun and live forever , and then get crushed between Scarlet Johansons inner thigh .

 

[Stat Brother]

My heart packing in after a drug fuelled night in NewYork with two Russian whores


Obviously this is the seedier end of Hollywood.

You could have answered the thread by going out the same way as the only way possible for:-


Scarface.

 

[Stat Brother]

Not overly fussed on specifics but something involving explosions that looks incredible in slow motion

Very Hollywood.

Shot in the back of the head at the age of 100 by a jealous husband.

Less so!

 

[marlowe]

 

[Questions]

You could have answered the thread by going out the same way as the only way possible for:-


Scarface.

Too violent ma liddle friend

 

[The Clamp]

I'd quite like to float off into space after a space storm or some space junk severs my life-line. The only downside I think would be that I think I'd get awfully hungry.

 

[NooBHA]

I have never ever feared actually dying - However all the pain and ailments leading up to it fill me with dread. My mother use to always say '' Old Age Doesn't come on it's own ''

So this sort of death sits absolutely fine with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K1h0Dc4FQY

 

[Stat Brother]

I'd quite like to float off into space after a space storm or some space junk severs my life-line. The only downside I think would be that I think I'd get awfully hungry.

Or as Tina Fey said in the awards year of Gravity:-

"George Clooney would rather float off into space than spend time with a women his own age".

 

[jackanada]

Dark Star style

 

[Brighthelmstone]

Obi Wan Kenobi's departure seemed fairly painless, I'll take that!