Chinese Consortium bidding to take over Newcastle

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[Green Cross Code Man]

Blimey! Maybe they'll be after Messi and not Abraham....

 

[Hillian1]

Ashley said he wouldn't sell the club until they won something.

Didn't think he meant the Championship.

 

[AmexRuislip]

They'll be no more Wonga on shirts, but more Wonga on the way

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Imagine the disappointment when they find out it's not a 50,000 capacity stadium, it's the squad size

 

[Ernest]

Rafa out, Gus IN

 

[Icy Gull]

Ashley said he wouldn't sell the club until they won something.

Didn't think he meant the Championship.

He'll be there 'til he dies then. Although in fairness I pissed myself laughing when 4 years ago the Bournemouth chairman stated that their ambition was to be an established Premier League club.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

They probably mean the Cty, not the club

 

[whitelion]

Imagine the disappointment when they find out it's not a 50,000 capacity stadium, it's the squad size

It is a 50,000 stadium though.

 

[bhanutz]

Only a matter of time before Tony gets a huge offer for us!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Presumably the Chinese came in for us first, then Newcastle heard about it and said no, no, you meant to try and buy us!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Could job Joey Barton isn't at Newcastle still, imagine his first press conference in fake Cantonese

 

[Knocky's Nose]

It is a 50,000 stadium though.

Which is where I got the figure from and... oh, never mind

 

[golddene]

On a semi serious note, would selling up get M.A. Off the hook with the inland revenue?