Chef dies after feeling Eel

[Spanish Seagulls]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


You wouldn't want to go drinking with his pals would you! Mind you I'd hope to wake up if somebody tried to insert an Eel into my rectum, or anything else for that matter!

 

[hart's shirt]

Eel not be happy with that.

 

[SeagullofKent]

I Think They Sum His 'Pals' Up

 

[dougdeep]

I bet they made off elver leather.

 

[Danny-Boy]

He's going to be inturd on Eel Pie Island I hear...

 

[lighthouse]

There must be an opportunity for someone to do a rework of the old song 'I know an old lady who swallowed a fly....perhaps she'll die'. Could be a winner

 

[hart's shirt]

They're considering playing The Conger at his funeral.

 

[Taybha]

They're considering playing The Conger at his funeral.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Yeah, 'put up their by mates'. That old chesnut.

 

[Porky]

If the Eel ate his bowels, the poor guy must have been scared shitless!!

 

[perth seagull]

I expect his so called "friends" will be thoroughly probed by the police.