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Cheap flowers for birthday ?
- Thread starter hopkins
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The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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The local cemetary.
Razzoo
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Nip down to the cemetery tonight 
Return of the Rev
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Its the thought that counts so no need to spend the £1.50 now
Nip down to the cemetery tonight
Is an excellant idea. With a small amount of Tippex you can normally save on a card as well.
dougdeep
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Any markets open today? Normally a lot cheaper there.
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
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Thunder Bolt
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Gunns in Castle Square sell excellent flowers for a reasonable price. You can get a lovely bouquet for less than a tenner.
- Aug 7, 2003
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There's that pikey on the A293 next to Benfield Valley golf course. £1 a bunch, I think, if you can stretch to that.
dougdeep
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I hope the lady appreciates all of the work and expense that you are putting into this show of affection.
He said " CHEAP "
They're cheaper than Interflora, and in defense of my statement, the OP didn't offer a benchmark.
You could get her a mini pack of Ferrero Rocher whilst your there as well. Very classy that would be.
Blues Rock DJ
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hope she doesn't read this ??
KZNSeagull
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What about a nice sprig of heather? Glenn-Murray or similar could help I'm sure.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,639
Don't buy her flowers, just show her this thread. It's the thought that counts after all, and what's important is that she knows you were thinking about both the flowers AND the cost implications in these tough economic times. Well done you 
KZNSeagull
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I know - why don't you buy her some plastic ones from the local 99p shop? That way you don't have to buy her any more next year. I am sure she will love it.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
- 4,056
Tsk, cheap flowers.
Don't think she's gonna be letting you stick it in her shitslot tonight
Don't think she's gonna be letting you stick it in her shitslot tonight
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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In my experience one should not give the cheap version of anything as a present. If you cannot stretch to doing it properly, rethink the idea. Especially when it comes to floral offerings. Women can sniff out cheap flowers like a fart in a car. Get her something special or nothing at all.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,639
Carnations are always cheap AND they have that added "straight off the petrol station forecourt" freshness.