[Technology] ChatGPT

[Machiavelli]

"I think people are really having a great time with it."

 

[Yoda]

I just broke it. I asked for a simple route for a 107 check out in darts, and it gave me routes for 149, then two different ways for 143 whenever I corrected it.

 

[schmunk]

I just broke it. I asked for a simple route for a 107... tl;dr

Here you go, no need for an AI chatbot.

107 bus route

Choose a stop to view live arrivals and status information or add to favourites

tfl.gov.uk

 

[SK1NT]

i missed a trick here... should have got it to write a mothers day poem.

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

Queue two hours of my life i will never get back testing the "intelligence" or otherwise of this amazing piece of AI..In case you never tried it,just hop over to https://chat.openai.com/chat , create an account and give it a go..

So far my brain came up with the following gems to ask it , and pretty much every response would pass muster in the pub, albeit they can be a bit on the long side! Each answer is about 300 words+ so i'll leave it you to ask the same or similar questions.. but have fun.. I've done my two hours and probably wont use it again but it was an interesting experience..

1) how would the world be different today if Germany had won world war 2
2) speculate on what would happen if an alien space ship were to land on earth this year
3) is it possible that the events portrayed in the film series Terminator could ever become reality for humanity
4) how much money do you estimate it would take to eliminate world hunger and ensure every human being can get both a daily balanced meal and a supply of fresh water
5) how likely is it that another global virus similar to covid 19 could materialise in the next 20 years
6) write a review in at least 500 words of the new testament bible and speculate whether jesus of nazareth actually existed
7) in the game of roulette is there a betting strategy which over time is likely to lead to fewest losses
..and then i tried fiction instead of fact and this is where it perhaps needs more training!
8) In the last 30 years, who is widely accepted as the worst villain in Eastenders and why?
8a) In the last 30 years, who is widely accepted as the worst villain in Coronation Street and why?
Here it gave an almost identical answer, just substituting the character name and dates but 3/4 of the text was identical.

Score 8.9 out of 10 !

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

just realised, now i reread this that my first 5 questions all pontificate over the possibility of how different the world may or could be ! Hmm wonder what triggered those questions in my subconsciousness

 

[Wozza]

This is wild (OR "The beginning of the end of music as we know it?")

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

There's no doubt AI will play a central part in our tech future, but it has some considerable way to go yet. I've recently sold a Live Chat company which uses humans for its interactions, going forward AI will support these operators but itll be some time before they replace them.

 

[Badger]

This is wild (OR "The beginning of the end of music as we know it?")

Isn't this just an extension of auto-tune? Auto-tuning your voice to sound like an auto-tuned version of someone else's voice?

Either way, it sounds awful

 

[AlbionBro]

I thought I may ask the question, can you make your penis bigger naturally ?

Just thought someone maybe interested on here.

Answered.

As an AI language model, I do not have a physical body, and therefore cannot provide personal experience or advice on physical enhancement techniques. However, it is important to note that there is no scientific evidence to support the effectiveness of natural methods for increasing penis size. Some exercises, such as Kegels, may help improve erectile function and control, but they do not increase the size of the penis itself. It is important to consult a medical professional before attempting any type of penis enlargement procedure, as some methods can be dangerous and have negative side effects.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Isn't this just an extension of auto-tune? Auto-tuning your voice to sound like an auto-tuned version of someone else's voice?

Either way, it sounds awful

I read this and instantly thought of Terence Trent Derby and Milli Vanilli none of whom could sing but never seemed to stop them. Let's see how many screaming girls Chatgpt gets on Top of the pops. Fewer than Union J I'm guessing.

 

[Wozza]

Isn't this just an extension of auto-tune? Auto-tuning your voice to sound like an auto-tuned version of someone else's voice?

Either way, it sounds awful

Bit more advanced than that - copying tone, phrasing etc.

It's still day one for AI.

Like seeing the Internet for the first time in the 90s and dismissing it as a "crap Teletext".

 

[MJsGhost]

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...r-pause-in-creation-of-giant-ai-digital-minds

 

[Rookie]

Halt development of new AI to protect humanity, says Elon Musk and tech titans

Governments should step in and halt work on new AI systems if their creators will not, experts say

www.independent.co.uk

Things in the AI world moving a bit too quick?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I thought I may ask the question, can you make your penis bigger naturally ?

Just thought someone maybe interested on here.

Answered.

As an AI language model, I do not have a physical body, and therefore cannot provide personal experience or advice on physical enhancement techniques. However, it is important to note that there is no scientific evidence to support the effectiveness of natural methods for increasing penis size. Some exercises, such as Kegels, may help improve erectile function and control, but they do not increase the size of the penis itself. It is important to consult a medical professional before attempting any type of penis enlargement procedure, as some methods can be dangerous and have negative side effects.

Did you have anyone in mind? There are already some massive dicks on NSC, and it is reassuring that AI thinks they can't be enlarged.

 

[beorhthelm]

Halt development of new AI to protect humanity, says Elon Musk and tech titans

Governments should step in and halt work on new AI systems if their creators will not, experts say

www.independent.co.uk

Things in the AI world moving a bit too quick?

publicity stunt: the people signing are those in control of the business and engineering teams creating the AI system. they can just stop development.

 

[AlbionBro]

Did you have anyone in mind? There are already some massive dicks on NSC, and it is reassuring that AI thinks they can't be enlarged.

I really couldn't say if I was thinking of anyone in particular, now let me think about that!

 

[A1X]

 

[Whoislloydy]

HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM TERMINATOR!?!?!

 

[Blues Guitarist]

Halt development of new AI to protect humanity, says Elon Musk and tech titans

Governments should step in and halt work on new AI systems if their creators will not, experts say

www.independent.co.uk

Things in the AI world moving a bit too quick?

AI has been the next big thing since the 1980s. Progress has been very slow.