[Football] Chants for the Royal Wedding

[maffew]

Cos I am bored

3 Kerry Mayos theres only 3 Kerry Mayos, 3 Kerry Mayoooos.

Any others to get on TV/get kicked out?

 

[Algernon]

"One's going home in an Ascot Landau carriage "

 

[Driver8]

What a waste of money.

 

[The Wookiee]

Does your boyfriend know you’re here ?

Directed towards Prince Edward

 

[maffew]

Whos the wanker in the black

 

[jessiejames]

Don't know what your doing. Does she take it up the arsenal.

 

[maffew]

One for the paps.

Can we see you holding hands.

There's got to be a celery or wemberley one in there

There's probably a clever Chelsea on somewhere too

 

[jessiejames]

USA,USA,USA waiting also for the shout of in the hole.

 

[banjo]

2 world wars and 1 World Cup. Do da do da. Well some of them are German??

 

[maffew]

That Collicino Sidwell bastardised one

Oh little Harry, she is the love of my life,
Oh little Harry, how did you get your wife,
Oh little Harry, I want ginger hair toooo

 

[Reagulls]

Prince wills is a slapper
He adds a bit of sparkle
and when he's shagging Kate.....

 

[maffew]

Prince wills is a slapper
He adds a bit of sparkle
and when he's shagging Kate.....

Very good

Would be great to hear some of these on TV

 

[West Upper Seagull]

Surely it needs a burst of GOSBTS now they’re the Duke & Duchess of Sussex !

 

[Colonel Angus]

Is this a Library? Is this a Library?

 

[Colonel Angus]

Prince wills is a slapper
He adds a bit of sparkle
and when he's shagging Kate.....

He likes a little gargle?

 

[maffew]

Surely it needs a burst of GOSBTS now they’re the Duke & Duchess of Sussex !

Good call, but it the first line will need to be updated to "Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry" and it'll cause a whole new carnage of variations

 

[SweatyMexican]

You don’t know what you’re doing!
You don’t know what you’re doing!

...eer, maybe he does actually...

 

[Braggfan]

Off, Off, Off with their heads

 

[Justice]

Get your tits out for the lads

 

[Giraffe]

You’re going home in a Sussex ambulance.

After over doing it at the reception.