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chant of the season



aftershavedave

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
7,166
as 10cc say, not in hove
From the BBC: number 2 for me, that's excellent!

Football chant of the season
Graham Poll
Graham Poll - last year's 'winner'

The final countdown has begun and the terrace bards will be sharpening their pencils in a bid to come up with a witty ditty for the new season.

We get thousands of chants sent in to our Quotes of the Week section and this season we want you to pick your favourite at the end of each month.


606: DEBATE
Send us your chants

The 2006 victor was the infamous "World Cup and you ****** it up!" mantra bellowed at Graham Poll by Arsenal and Everton fans - and to tidy things up before the new campaign gets under way, we want you to choose your favourite effort of last term from the 10 selected below.

Use the box on the right to cast your vote. The chants are listed in no particular order.

OUR TOP 10 CHANTS

1) "Who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!"
Scunthorpe fans pay tribute to manager Nigel Adkins, the club's old physio.

2) "We've got Dave Tilbury, He'll paint your house for free,
He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates."
Windsor & Eton FC fans to painter and decorator Dave Tilbury who was making his 200th appearance for the club against Marlow.

3) "Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Youssef's better than Junin-ee-oh
Here we go-oh,
Morrocan All Over The World."
Norwich fans' chant to Youssef Safri, to the tune of the Quo's Rockin' All Over The World.

4) "We're gonna deep-fry your pizzas!"
Scotland fans to their Italian counterparts.

5) "Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc."
Arsenal fans, To the tune of Salt and Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex. They might need to change the words slightly this season - Ed.

6) "Cilla wants her teeth back."
Liverpool fans to Ronaldinho during Barcelona match.

7) "Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his a*** to his chest,
They're better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinn's disco pants!"
Sunderland fans to chairman Niall Quinn.

8) "Love, Lovell tear you apart, again."
Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts.

9) "Cedric Cedric show us Uras."
Falkirk fans to defender Cedric Uras.

10) "You should have stayed in a burger!"
Palace fans to Colchester goalkeeper Dean Gerken.
 














Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,955
Surrey
They're all rather good except for that shit Palace one. Although that Cilla Liverpool one is a bit pointless isn't it. Ronaldhino doesn't speak English.
 












Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
I thought the Arsenal one was clever.
 




Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
5) "Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc."
Arsenal fans, To the tune of Salt and Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex. They might need to change the words slightly this season - Ed.


That is absolute SHIT. Really doesn't make much sense and is pointless and is just utter shit.

Almost as bad as Adries 'When Frutos goes marching down the wing; Carole Carole'

another thing which didn't make sense!
 


Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
Can't believe tiny Cox isn't in there!

That is WITTY!
 








Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
:) Ha ha - genius....
 


jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,848
What about the other 1066 one?

"Ha-mmond DO DO DO, Chase those cockneys up a tree"

Classic.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,955
Surrey
I'm afraid I still like the Man Utd one:


"Park, Park wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your home country.
But it could be worse,
you could have been a scouse,
eating rats in your council house"
 






jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,848
I'm afraid I still like the Man Utd one:


"Park, Park wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your home country.
But it could be worse,
you could have been a scouse,
eating rats in your council house"

Or the Liverpool one:

"Kuyt, Kuyt wherever you may be
you smoke pot in your home country.
But it could be worse you could be a manc,
waking your sister up for a wank"
 


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