Rodney Thomas
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Chant for Saturday?
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Del Fenner
Because of Boxing Day
Bit of a sore point that one. (fnarr)
The majority of Palace fans probably find this one embarrassing and plain wrong, but there is a hard core of 40-something norty schoolboys who get a thrill from belting it out. On the one hand there is a certain frisson at perpetuating a gross generalisation that sticks two fingers up at the current PC climate, but frankly it isn't funny after the first 20 times you've heard it.
Blackcap
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To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)
I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night
They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground
Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh
On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)
I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night
They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground
Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh
On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)
hahahaha, class!
D'Angelo Saxon
SW19ULLS
I actually quite like that.
But then again, I think Steven Dobbie's chant should be to the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton, and Andrea Orlandi's to the tune of Come on and join the Conga.
SeagullinExile
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We can leave them in no doubt who we think is the better player when it comes to Buckley and Zaha with this one....
"id rather have a willy than a c**t" (repeat several times)
"id rather have a willy than a c**t" (repeat several times)
HawkTheSeagull
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Winifred , Winifred , give us aWinifred , give us a
"Hes just not good enough, hes just not good enough"
In reaction to his poor 10 minutes in an England shirt.
Seasider78
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Wills just too good for you
Corrected
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
Only to be sung after the hat trick - "Buckley for England , Buckley For England"
seagullsovergrimsby
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"He dives to the left , he dives to the right. Winifred Zaha makes Daley look shite"
Rodney Thomas
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Se20
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Very good that one, a marked improvement from that Alllbbbiioonn drone.
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
One from the 70's - "We had joy , we had fun , we had Palace on the run. But the joy didn't last cos the bastards ran too fast"
Del Fenner
Because of Boxing Day
Dougie
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