Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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[TV] Celebrity
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vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,274
Just like Strictly, Britain's Got Talent and Bake-Off, I'm A Celeb is now dated, repetitive and out of ideas.The only change we have had in over a decade is that it has now evolved in to arseholes eating other arseholes and competitors who had actually been found guilty in a court of law for holding people hostage, being held hostage...for cash and publicity. Oh for the days of Tuffers and Biggins ..
hart's shirt
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Jill Scott - straight out there on the ledge. No messing.
I'll pick her to win the whole thing.
I'll pick her to win the whole thing.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
She’s a leader and encourager, but couldn’t cope with a hammock.
Especially when she does to Hancock what she did to the German
There are rumours that Hancock will be allowed access to his mobile and laptop so he can continue "working" in the jungle. i suspect that it is the producers making him more of a target for the other contestants but giving him "comforts" denied to them. I really hope so anyway.
Would be great if the other contestants turned their backs on him when he can eventually be arsed to show up and blank him for the entire series.
Would be great if the other contestants turned their backs on him when he can eventually be arsed to show up and blank him for the entire series.
attila
1997 Club
I would rather eat a pubic hair pizza while drinking Carling and listening to Coldplay live in Selhurst Park than watch that 
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
Given what you are eating and drinking and where you are doing it I suppose you need the comfort of some decent music to listen toI would rather eat a pubic hair pizza while drinking Carling and listening to Coldplay live in Selhurst Park than watch that
I like Coldplay (out of step with 99% of NSC I know) so am not being ironic
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 16,079
I have my doubts he'll actually enter the jungle at all...
Mellor 3 Ward 4
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One down already.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Olivia taken out on medical grounds.
Hancock. Always to be found somewhere he shouldn't be, doing something he shouldn't be doing.
During Covid;
Where should he have been?
Isolating in his office, sorting out PPE for front line and key-workers.
Where was he instead and what was he doing?
Creeping around the back rooms of Westminster finger blasting Gina Coladangelo.
During the cost of living crisis:
Where should he be?
In his office helping his constituents navigate food and energy shortages.
Where is he instead and what is he doing?
In the Australian jungle eating a kangaroo's cock.
Plough the lot of them into the ground.
During Covid;
Where should he have been?
Isolating in his office, sorting out PPE for front line and key-workers.
Where was he instead and what was he doing?
Creeping around the back rooms of Westminster finger blasting Gina Coladangelo.
During the cost of living crisis:
Where should he be?
In his office helping his constituents navigate food and energy shortages.
Where is he instead and what is he doing?
In the Australian jungle eating a kangaroo's cock.
Plough the lot of them into the ground.
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Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Stuck a tenner on Owen yesterday at 18/1, he drifted out to 25s after the opening show after a quiet start but he played a blinder tonight especially in the Dingo Dollar challenge with Jill Scott. How funny was the Coq au vin.
Likeable, funny, the girls will vote for him because of his good looks. Now down to 9/2 third favourite!
I'll be watching the next two weeks or so in the hope of some early Christmas money to spend on loved ones.
Likeable, funny, the girls will vote for him because of his good looks. Now down to 9/2 third favourite!
I'll be watching the next two weeks or so in the hope of some early Christmas money to spend on loved ones.
Gazwag
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Easy money made on Babatunde for first viewer vote trial 2.75 yesterday on Skybet.
Yes, aftertiming but it was the most obvious dead cert after day 1
Yes, aftertiming but it was the most obvious dead cert after day 1
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,790
Betting on televison shows? Blimey, you have got it bad…!
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
We usually have a sweepstake in my family. Names in a hat, a fiver a pop, jobs a goodun. Not done the draw yet this year but will be doing so within the next couple of days. I bet I end up with the Hancockjuggling thundercunt
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,390
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,614
Maybe it's time to take a fresh look...at Matt Hancock. - Alan Partridge, probably
hart's shirt
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Once again, Marina Hyde hits the spot.
"To watch I’m A Celebrity’s latest campmate for more than two minutes is to know what was already abundantly clear from his career as a minister: Matt Hancock is driven by the urge to resist self-knowledge at all costs. Matt Hancock is a fugitive from self-reflection; a flight risk from the truth; a guy compelled to loudly self-narrate in order to drown out the real story. There is a chasm between thinking you’re a good person who made mistakes, and accepting that things were always going to end the way they did because of who you are. Matt Hancock’s greatest fear is not snakes, as he told the show producers, but of crossing that chasm."
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-matt-hancock-bushtucker-trial-im-a-celebrity
"To watch I’m A Celebrity’s latest campmate for more than two minutes is to know what was already abundantly clear from his career as a minister: Matt Hancock is driven by the urge to resist self-knowledge at all costs. Matt Hancock is a fugitive from self-reflection; a flight risk from the truth; a guy compelled to loudly self-narrate in order to drown out the real story. There is a chasm between thinking you’re a good person who made mistakes, and accepting that things were always going to end the way they did because of who you are. Matt Hancock’s greatest fear is not snakes, as he told the show producers, but of crossing that chasm."
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-matt-hancock-bushtucker-trial-im-a-celebrity