Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
I house sat for my olds a few years ago while they went away on holiday for a couple of weeks, main reason was so that the cats didn't have to go into a cattery. On about day two I noticed that I was getting bitten by fleas, jumped to the conclusion that it must have been the cats fault as they were all over the house. The cats were then bathed (by me) in flea-powder, needless to say they were less than impressed, I also had to do pretty much the whole house. The infestation lasted for about a week, drove me up the wall and left the cats hating me pretty much forever, and they say elephants never forget. Turns out there was a flea infestation across much of the south of England at the time, just unlucky to be a victim.