A nice young female member of staff in the East Stand sports bar was walking around the bar after the game with a plate full of surplus pies selling them at £1 each.
Liquid centre with small pieces of white lumps (turkey?) a few red lumps of bitter sweet things pretending to be Cranberry, I got the hint of bisto with a slight dousing of herbs (unknown). served at Sun surface temperature in a white asbestos box.
Burger:
Tastless piece of cremated formed minced cow head (lips), lank lettuce with a tomato sliced by a blind troglodite, served stone cold between 5 day old bread baps.
Both were "won" on the Hatrick card, had I "paid" for them I would have been underwhelmed.