Casual XI

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I was gonna say Zlatan is my second favourite after Berbatov but I have seen him run about a bit, saying that you wouldn't expect much help from either of them in your own half if you had a Zlatan and Berba duo up front but phwooar the teckers.

 

[Husty]

Captained by Ryan Harley

 

[Mellotron]

C. Ronaldo is sort of casual, as when he loses the ball he will often just "humph" and stand stock still with his hands on his hips while the opposition counter attack. He does go through phases of not celebrating whatsoever if he isn't involved in the goal being scored also.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I would count LANGUID style in CASUAL. Therefore I have gone for some who certainly RUN by they look EFFORTLESS.

Off the top of my head I would go for:

Artur Boruc in goal. Did about 8 cryuff turns against Arsenal. Nice and relaxed. Did it wrong mind.

David Luiz strolls into defence along with Bobby Moore. Just walk it out.

Robbie Carlos left back. Not sure of a right back.

Now let's chuck Merson, Pirlo, Figo and Zidane into midfield

Ronaldinho up top with Berba obviously.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Wilkins, R?

AKA 'The Crab'.

 

[tinycowboy]

Rodney Marsh.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Wikins, D.

 

[wardy wonder land]

Waddle

 

[Safe.]

Diamanti when he was at west ham when they got relegated last time.

 

[Giraffe]

Paul Brooker. Never headed the ball. Never tackled apart from one time in the 5-0 demolition by Palace when he got sent off amazingly. A warm weather player.

 

[Simster]

Frank Lebouef.

Although not for the spelling.

 

[Safe.]

Also how has no one mentioned balotelli!

 

[Mr H]

Eric Cantona. Effortless ease.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

He was on-loan in around 2004-2005?

Edit: Wiki says it was actually 2001-2002.

Ermmmm yeah you might be right, time plays funny tricks on the mind!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Paul Kitson.

 

[TSB]

Ermmmm yeah you might be right, time plays funny tricks on the mind!

Paul Kitson.

Yes, yes, yes.

 

[willyfantastic]

On the blurb for his new book:

Zlatan Ibrahimovich is a professional footballer, one of the world's most prolific strikers. Captain of his native Sweden, he has played for all of Europe's top teams, including Ajax, Juventus, Internazionale, Barcelona, Milan and, most recently, Paris Saint-Germain, where he is the league's top goalscorer.

LOVELY dig at Real Madrid there.

he never played for real madrid?

Nani?

 

[Mellotron]

he never played for real madrid?

Nani?

Eh? I'm saying Zlatan/his PR guy's having a dig by saying Zlatan has played for ALL of Europe's top teams, obviously ignoring Real Madrid.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Laurent Robert.

To sum him up: walk walk walk walk walk moan walk walk WHACK GOAL!

Kanu

Ozil

Wanchope

 

[Bladders]

Cafu and Roberto Carlos