CARNAGE in DICKS today

[Ernest]

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.



Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

 

[Krusty]

That is HILARIOUS. Please do keep posting this sort of stuff. It MAKES my dAy.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

That is HILARIOUS. Please do keep posting this sort of stuff. It MAKES my dAy.

Um, yes, this. Sorry, that's what I meant to write.

 

[Hillian1]

Bloody obvious really, there's a Number 9 in it so...................Ashleeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Barnes.

 

[Ernest]

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

SOMEONE has to DO it

 

[hans kraay fan club]

SOMEONE has to DO it

Yes. Fair enough.

Classic ENREST, lolz, etc, etc.

 

[Ernest]

Bloody obvious really, there's a Number 9 in it so...................Ashleeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Barnes.

I SAW a BLACK hand make AN offensive GESTURE to me

 

[Bridcutt]

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

I know, not even funny

 

[Southern Toon]

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.

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Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

Some respect wouldn't go amiss.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Ernest are you aware that in the cafeteria in Terminal 1 in Madrid airport the word ARS is plastered in big letters on the windows.

Next time I'm there - hopefully for the playoffs - I will take a photo

 

[Medwayseagull]

Bloody obvious really, there's a Number 9 in it so...................Ashleeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Barnes.

I SAW a BLACK hand make AN offensive GESTURE to me

He wears leather driving gloves.

 

[carlzeiss]

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.

View attachment 41958

Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

Who is this idiot

 

[Ernest]

Who is this idiot

Dick Tight/Knight, SURPRISED you didn't RECONGISE him

 

[carlzeiss]

Dick Tight/Knight, SURPRISED you didn't RECONGISE him

So Ernest is Dick Knight ?

 

[piersa]

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.

View attachment 41958

Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

Nice way of helping to show some appreciation for someone that helped save our club you bellend

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

So Ernest is Dick Knight ?

If that's the case it all becomes clear----------------I've been shafted

 

[El Presidente]

Was the LAPDOG there too Ern?

 

[Commander]

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

To be fair, this is the first one for a while that has actually worked.