Carlisle

[Thunder Bolt]

The floods are awful, people have suffered badly, but even in the middle of that, there's always something to smile at.

Carlisle United have to play their next home game at Deepdale, and the team have been out helping others.

They have also been helping to clear their own ground. (let the fish puns ensue)

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[Papa Lazarou]

They're due another deluge over the weekend. (not particularly something to smile at)

 

[Nathan]

Chances are they will get battered on Saturday, and the fish as well.

 

[Billy the Fish]

They're due another deluge over the weekend. (not particularly something to smile at)

It is if you're a koi carp

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It is if you're a koi carp

Good answer from Billy the Fish.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Could be a while before they get to play at Brunton Park again, the flood water seems to be half the hight of the stands from the pictures I have seen.

If it stays submerged for any amount of time, it can cause structural damage too. I really feel for them.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Chances are they will get battered on Saturday, and the fish as well.

There's a time and a plaice for this sort of pun, have you no sole?!

 

[Nathan]

There's a time and a plaice for this sort of pun, have you no sole?!

I just haddock do it.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I just haddock do it.

And now you keep carping on. Shameful.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There but for the brace of cod.

 

[Curious Orange]

This is all a bit fishy if you ask me, they found a goldfish floundering on the pitch when the ground flooded in 2005, now they find three more in the same plaice ten years later?!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

This is all a bit fishy if you ask me, they found a goldfish floundering on the pitch when the ground flooded in 2005, now they find three more in the same plaice ten years later?!

They were caught in the (goal)net.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

I see the same old jokes are getting TRAWLED up again.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Whale whale whale what do we have here, our annual fish pun thread? Hope it doesn't turn into a turtle disaster..