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[Theatre of Trees]

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

that's what we will all look like in a few days,
a cheeseburger.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Eddie Large masked as heifer wanks to the rasp of fresh bent minge, producing half a pint of semi in the nearest tube.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

God I am so stupid!..." I tell you, Leons troubles are behind him...If he doesnt end up as Swanseas "man of the season"..I'll let you take a photo of me showing my a**se to them cows, and you can post it on North Stand Chat!"...what was I thinking!

 

[Frutos]

Talentless striker Mark McCammon (just out of shot) once again manages to fail to hit either cow or arse with banjo.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Single cow can't stop watching Pigeon Street.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

"Put it away, luv....I'm eating."

 

[Northstander]

"Put it away, luv....I'm eating."

 

[Man of Harveys]

Undercover photographer blows the lid on Sheryl Crow's organic farm

 

[Trufflehound]

Thanks for the offer, but we forgot the banjo.

 

[magoo]

No dear, i said you couldn't hit a COW'S backside with a wheelbarrow not..... f***ing blondes!

 

[Seagulltonian]

Farmer Jane thought "ORGASMIC" farming was the way to go!
She was completely embarrassed when the Farm Inspector said "Oiii! No, it's ORGANIC FARMING, you silly cow!"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hmmmm. I fancy a nibble on that nice bit of rump.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

If you look very closely, you can see milk.

 

[Pavilionaire]

WOW! LOW BOW SPARKS COW ROW

 

[NMH]

WOW! LOW BOW SPARKS COW ROW

That one wins it for me.

Do you work for a newspaper, making up headlines by any chance Pavilionaire?

 

[Titanic]

Girl to farmhand out of shot, busy unbuttoning his flies...

"Hurry up love, it Fresian in here"

 

[Tooting Gull]

Holy cow, heifer butcher's at that

 

[colinpants]

BSE, Blonde Shows Entrance.

 

[British Bulldog]

Those curtains look familiar!