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[Theatre of Trees]

 

[REDLAND]

WHERE have your tits gone love ?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Shuddup FOOL, I ain't getting no toy PLAAAANE!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Mark McCammon quickly establishes himself as a firm favourite with the lady fans at Doncaster

 

[Man of Harveys]

T loved testing the "real flatulence" feature on his First Lady Sex Doll

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Nancy whispering;

"My husband doesn't understand me...he can't satisfy me....he's going senile - wanna come back to my place? "

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mr T shows his mother a good time around the toy store.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

....and for my next trick. Levitation.

 

[doodlebug]

Mr T saying:

"Did you forget the rest of your clown's outfit? Only remembered your shoes...you senile old bat!!!!!"

 

[Hampden Park]

santa claus you ****, where's my f***ing bike

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

So ya do like it up the ass , bitch.

 

[ali jenkins]

Mr T- "what do you want for christmas little girl?"
Little girl- "i dont know"
Mr T- "Well come and sit on my knee and tell me the first thing that pops up!"

 

[Munkfish]

Mrs claus almost didnt reconise her husband under all that soot

 

[Les Biehn]

Mrs claus almost didnt reconise her husband under all that soot

Wins it for me.