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pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,027
West, West, West Sussex
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Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,263
"Gaffer, there's this bloke called Solly March..."
 








Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,658
Arundel
No, I don't care how much you'll pay I'm not coaching slab head
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,106
Faversham
"I just can't respect a manager with such a bad haircut."
 






Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
25,912
'Sorry about the goal boss, I forgot I was supposed to be marking Harry Maguire'
 










Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,106
Faversham
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I am bald now and would give neigh on anything for a shaved sides and small quiff back, but there is a limit.
I am bald now and would give neigh on anything for a shaved sides and small quiff back, but there is a limit.
I have a brother who takes little interest in his coiffeury. But he's an outdoorsman, with no bugger to answer to other than the earth beneath his feet and the sky above.

S'git is a public figure, a supposed leader of men, and should be the sharpest, biggest dog in the pet shop. Not a wet friend of the bloke who cleans up the shit .

I have little to say about S'git as a manager (it being what it is) but there is no excuse for that haircut. None. FFS.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,106
Faversham


Happy Exile

Well-known member
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Apr 19, 2018
2,134
There there Gareth, no need to cry wondering what England could have won if you'd picked me sooner...
 






Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,335
Brighton factually.....
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I have a brother who takes little interest in his coiffeury. But he's an outdoorsman, with no bugger to answer to other than the earth beneath his feet and the sky above.

S'git is a public figure, a supposed leader of men, and should be the sharpest, biggest dog in the pet shop. Not a wet friend of the bloke who cleans up the shit .

I have little to say about S'git as a manager (it being what it is) but there is no excuse for that haircut. None. FFS.
I must admit, wasting hair for no sake grinds me gears, blokes wondering around looking like a cross between Tom Cruise and Animal from the Muppets, complete waste, I could have used that so much I think to myself, God is such a dickhead....
 


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