[Humour] Caption competition......

[AmexRuislip]

Tony Bloom with winning jockey and horse.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Is camilla asking TB if he has got any spares for Sunday.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Camilla: Mr Bloom, I hear you got shafted at the Palace earlier this season
Tony: Yes Ma’am
Camilla: I know what that’s like

 

[Zeberdi]

 

[Jack Straw]

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"Black pepper?"

 

[dazzer6666]

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Tony Bloom with winning jockey and horse.

Get a ****ing move on, I need to be elsewhere

 

[banjo]

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Tony Bloom with winning jockey and horse.

You want me to scatter her ashes at the Amex??

 

[Albion my Albion]

Camilla: "I heard Mitoma is teaching you the pepper grinder. Could you show me? The King said he'd like his "pepper grinded" a bit."

Japan’s pepper-grinder celebration, explained: Inside the gimmick Lars Nootbaar taught Shohei Ohtani at World Baseball Classic | Sporting News

The celebration is one Nootbaar started in St. Louis last year to celebrate when his teammates would grind out a few hits or a few runs. Get it?

www.google.com

 

[5Ways Gull]

Is he presenting Bargain Hunt? The blue team have bought this massive cruet set and a small silver dish. That Caroline Whatsername is aging badly isn't she?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

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Tony Bloom with winning jockey and horse.

You’ll notice the crown of my fetching hat is a scale model of a bottle top, I’m watching you Mr Bloom, I’m watching

 

[Goldstone1976]

You’ll notice the crown of my fetching hat is a scale model of a bottle top, I’m watching you Mr Bloom, I’m watching

I read that as ‘felching’, and immediately thought of a DULLARD. Can’t imagine why.

Mind you, that’d bring an entirely innovative meaning to your caption.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

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Tony Bloom with winning jockey and horse.

No Camilla, you can’t have a Grimsby ticket.

 

[Insel affe]

With all due respect m'lady, I am considerably richer than you.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Worst. Tinfoil. FA Cup. Ever.

 

[Algernon]

OMG ROYALTY!!!!!!!!!
and Camilla and the winning jockey.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Does Charles know you're selling the family silver?

 

[el punal]

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“What am I bid for this lovely pair of coach lamps to adorn either side of your front door? And, in addition, a beautiful, solid silver bell push that will be the envy of all your friends and neighbours. Who will start? Ah, Mr. Boehly - £62 million I hear.”

 

[Algernon]

Look at this beaten up old antique that's seen better days.