Caption competition.

[AmexRuislip]

Uber try to attract the chav element of Croydon.

 

[Gazwag]

Papa Souare is presented with his new run around

(too soon??)

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Taxi for Pardew!"

 

[Taybha]

Papa Souare is presented with his new run around

(too soon??)

Nah , it's been 24hrs or so and most NSC'ers will simply think the president of Haiti has just ordered his new fireproof wheels .

 

[studio150]

The new sponsorship deal for CPFC is launched as the player of the month can now look forward to driving around is this prestige vehicle.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Finally, a cab you can throw up in.

 

[Quinney]

Does it come with a tow bar as standard or is it an optional extra?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Groupon vouchers accepted.

 

[Peter Grummit]

At the end of the trip, claim you are insolvent and offer 3p in the £ fare to the driver.

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[looney]

Barnum's new clown car arrives, clowns are looking impressed.

 

[mickybha]

Crystal Palace coach driver now has his own mobile toilet (allegedly)

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Cock

 

[Albion my Albion]

Cock

Okay, Crystal Palace cock driver now has his own mobile toilet (allegedly)

 

[el punal]

Uber try to attract the chav element of Croydon.

If that belongs to the ex-Palace coach driver I would be very careful where you sit.

 

[seagullwedgee]

Sadly Palace's relegation coincided with the end of parachute payments, and the players were surprised to see their new matchday coach transport.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Taxi driver sues after horrific "Pimp My Ride" disaster.

 

[The Rattler]

"Fvck me that's horrific" says anybody who's ever seen that, ever

 

[Murray 17]

Also available as a caravan.

 

[DECK CHAIRS AT DAWN]

"Fvck me that's horrific" says anybody who's ever seen that, ever

Agreed,this thread should carry a warning
Few funny replies

 

[Eeyore]

South London yobs sought after hideous damage to Catalonian man's team tribute.