Caption competition.

[AmexRuislip]

Is this real or am I in a dream?

 

[banjo]

Shut that door Everard.

 

[Stuart Munday]

I just don't know, do I vote in or out on Thursday.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Oh Woy, is it a diamond or ruby formation.......

 

[The Rattler]

Fvcking hell, this lot are sh!t

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Je t'aime, je t'aime, oh oui je t'aime...

 

[Mr Bridger]

One's home alone

 

[Hampster Gull]

S***, i left my ring at hers

 

[studio150]

Why did I bet the crown jewels on an England 2-0 win with Rooney to score the first goal

 

[Lurchy]

Oh god! This new facial moisturiser is doing wonders for my skin.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Is Harry doing that again to her........

 

[Algernon]

"One knows Mummy wouldn't have boffed anyone but father, however one just can't get the thought out of one's mind , Harry does seem to look a lot like uncle Jimmy."

 

[tiberious]

Is this real or am I in a dream?

Alan Carr Denies he is on a starvation diet...

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Is this my head? It doesn't FEEL like my head. I'm sure it's not my head. HELP - SOMEONE HAS SWITCHED MY HEAD FOR A DIFFERENT ONE!!!

 

[el punal]

"One knows Mummy wouldn't have boffed anyone but father, however one just can't get the thought out of one's mind , Harry does seem to look a lot like uncle Jimmy."

Orf with your head!

 

[One Love]

Superglue on one's hands is not funny

 

[AmexRuislip]

Oh one is playing that super team, Brighton on the last game of season

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

England Screamer unmasked

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Oh just how am I going to convince the poor people that this is 'work'

 

[Daffy Duck]

Oh, God no. I've got to sit next to bloody Greg Dyke!