CAPTION competition

[Hiney]

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Ver eez da Wasaleen Fritz?

 

[beakyburn]

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

Christ you were being tight marked!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Full-kit wanker Herr Tubthumper celebrates another German victory at Fritz' Massage Palour.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

"Hold tight man, it's in there somewhere!!"

I've turned it off, and back on again, and it's still not working!

 

[KZNSeagull]

"It is as I suspected - your enlarged prostate is effecting your ball control"

 

[El Sid]

Had to pause the TV and capture this beautiful moment from last night

Not quite Vorsprung Durch Technik as German fake eye falls out.

 

[Eeyore]

When they mentioned water breaks, I didn't realise they meant full colonial irrigation.

 

[Norman Potting]

Not quite Vorsprung Durch Technik as German fake eye falls out.

Winner!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Never mind a caption, I can't believe it's been 30 mins and there's no Hiney Art on this pic

 

[fat old seagull]

FFS ! Not my arse...my eyes.

 

[Nathan]

'Hand of God'

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Ven I squeeze zem like zis, your eyes will pop out.

 

[atfc village]

Brief case winker.

 

[Grombleton]

Not quite Vorsprung Durch Technik as German fake eye falls out.

Very well done sir, splendid work

 

[Daffy Duck]

Now just try to relax while I pop this in.

 

[banjo]

Ah zat is ver you have been hiding zee picture of the Madona wis zee big boobies.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Algerian player guilty of the worst case of hand ball ever witnessed at a World Cup

 

[Algernon]

So ist es, wo ich meinen Hubschrauber verließ.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

German physio - "Why on earth didn't you apply the Preparation H yourself in the dressing room before the game started ? Now 2 billion TV viewers know you've got piles."