Caption competition. The Rt Hon Eric Pickles MP

[Norman Potting]

 

[TSB]

"I ordered the 'Mighty Meat' Pizza and it was only this big. FURIOUS, I was."

 

[drew]

Bring me the head of Han Solo!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Government minister demonstrates invisible pie delusion

 

[AmexRuislip]

Politicians only lie this much.

 

[grawhite]

I want to let everyone know this was the size of Brighton's transfer budget.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

If my belly was this much smaller I'd be able to view my penis for the first time this century.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'm a complete ****.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

...so I held her cheeks from behind thus

 

[1066familyman]

The fish I caught from those flood plains was THIS big!

I'm hoping for a wet winter next year too. It were great sport!

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

Did you what size car they sent me

 

[Mowgli37]

I like em this big....

 

[Jesus Gul]

...and in my previous life as a dog I found the 1966 Jules Rimet trophy in a hedge this big

 

[Grombleton]

"I ate this much, and now i'm bigger than Big Ben"

 

[Fungus]

"Of course we've dredged the Thames".

 

[16bha]

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Forget that useless Environment Agency,if there's any fish in the Somerset Levels, I'll dive in like a Basking Shark and f#^€$ng dredge it myself!!

 

[banjo]

Jar spoon, spoon jar.

 

[Albumen]

The Bullingdon boys played soggy biscuit on a digestive this big. Then I ate it.

 

[glasfryn]

the Desperate Dan pie was this big and I got it at the world of Quid
or
I do get exercise I walked across the house once

 

[brightn'ove]

One day i'll be THIS fat.