Caption Competition: Despot (x2) Special

[Twinkle Toes]

What the heck has Papa Sepp just said to the ol' funsta (Bob Mugabe) to get him a-chucklin?

Come on peeps, do your worst:-

 

[KZNSeagull]

"Thanks for your tips on how to rig an election"

 

[Superphil]

[RM] Oh Sepp, you make me laugh, there is no way you are more corrupt than me! Now, about getting the 2026 WC in Zimbabwe, how much did you say you needed?

 

[DTES]

"The funny thing is, I didn't even need to kill anyone!"

 

[Brovion]

Blatter: "When the camera's gone you can give me that big fat brown envelope you've got hidden in your other hand."

Or

Blatter: "... and my wallet needs to be THIS big in order to stash all the cash I get given!"

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Sepp - "Hey, Bob did you know Ken Dodd had died ?"

Bob - "No, did hey ?"

Sepp - "No Doddy"

It makes me laugh !!!

 

[Seagull27]

"The funny thing is, I didn't even need to kill anyone!"

winner so far

 

[Superphil]

[RM] can I use you for doing my windows?

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Sepp, I think I can sum up this business in a limerick:

The Swiss man who comes to Harare
Pretends he comes for safari
But I think we all know
What's he's after is dough
Or a shiny new bright red Ferrari."

 

[Was not Was]

"Sepp, I think I can sum up this business in a limerick:

The German who comes to Harare
Pretends he comes for safari
But I think we all know
What's he's after is dough
Or a shiny new bright red Ferrari."

Like

 

[Gritt23]

Sorry, but that photo just leaves me utterly lost for words.

 

[Gonzo]

"Sepp, I think I can sum up this business in a limerick:

The German who comes to Harare
Pretends he comes for safari
But I think we all know
What's he's after is dough
Or a shiny new bright red Ferrari."

Would be perfect apart from the fact that he is Swiss!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Damn! edited.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Sepp, I think I can sum up this business in a limerick:

The Swiss man who comes to Harare
Pretends he comes for safari
But I think we all know
What's he's after is dough
Or a shiny new bright red Ferrari."

"Bobby, Bobby, the lady doth protest too much! I too have a limerick:

The African who flies into Basel
Expects to be bought a small castle
And blown by 10 whores,
But these things I abhor
I'm clean now, so f*** off you azzhole!"

 

[sydney]

" if you don't sort those f***ing curtains out i am gonna have you kicked off the board of the international megalomaniacs federation..........you evil fucker...!!!! HA, HA ,HA,HA...!"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Getting Tony Bloom to front "Project Falmer" is gonna make us a fortune.

 

[rool]

'This is how we work in FIFA, the right hand gives, the left hand takes away'

 

[Seagull27]

'Would you look at that?! We both bought the same tie.'

 

[c0lz]

should have gone to specsavers

 

[supaseagull]

Mugabe : "You're one of the most corrupt and most despised men in history who has made millions of peoples lives hell"

Blatter : "You're one of the most corrupt and most despised men in history who has made millions of peoples lives hell"

Mugabe "I love you sepp"
Blatter "...and I love you Bob"