Caption competition, Costa styleeeeee......

[AmexRuislip]

Life's an Abromobitch!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Moby eyes Costa's watch, wondering when he can Play.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Former Chelsea striker Diego Costa was visibly disappointed as Michy Batshuayi scored a last-gasp winner to earn his old side the three points in Madrid.

 

[Mr Bridger]

See no evil, speak no evil , pick a bogie. Doesn't work does it.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Bloke at the back on the right thinks "Please God, don't let him look around and see me smirking" and "Thank **** I don't have a bladder full of beer piss - I don't think I'd be able to hold it back"

 

[Jack Straw]

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Costa waits for the spinach to take effect on his other arm!

 

[mickybha]

"Wish I had ordered soldiers with this boiled egg"

 

[Algernon]

"I'm a very lucky multi millionaire footballer who's raking in "fortunes" every month for running about a bit, kicking a ball round a field whilst never having to curb the petulant side of my obviously immature personality. I've never had and never will have a real job, sexy girls flock to me, I drive an awesome car, dress in expensive clothes, can afford a "statement timepiece" and Chairmen excuse my being a total dickwad most of the time. When will this dross be over so I can go out to a posh restaurant, come on hurry up, I'm so flipping bored"

Honest I'm not jealous.

 

[studio150]

Having these shorter sleeves certainly helps with my watch sponsorship deal

 

[The Large One]

'Someone's nicked my oxygen mask...'

 

[PTC Gull]

Could have been worse... I could have joined Palarse

 

[The Gem]

I didn't think she smelt that bad.

 

[A1X]

Never mind putting the ball in the goal, he can't even get his finger on target when picking his nose