Cantona to sign for Brighton

[Woodchip]

Apparently Cantona is to come out of retirement and sign for us as he's fancies another game against Palace.

Of course, I couldn't possibly name my source. Oh, and don't shoot the messenger.

 

[Titanic]

Hilarious.

 

[griff9]

could do a job.

 

[CHAPPERS]

At any point did you stop to think about posting this?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Also Greer going to Palace, Gus to Villa, Amex being sold to Crawley but at least we are signing Owen

 

[Simster]

Unbelievably feeble.

 

[dingodan]

I heard the same thing

 

[Easy 10]

What is your source for this ? No names of course, but is it a player ? A reporter ?

I'd have thought he's been retired too long to make a comeback now, surely his fitness would be an issue. But then again, Cantona's game was never about pace anyway, and you know what they say about class being permanent. He's only 45 as well, and with there being no fee involved to sign him, we'd be able to pay him pretty much what he wants I'd have thought.

Really excited about this.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

My Source, who I cant name, is a close relative of someone, he is also a prof footballer and works in spare time as a journalist when he is not doing his charity work and he is never wrong, he knows everything

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

What is your source for this ? No names of course, but is it a player ? A reporter ?

I'd have thought he's been retired too long to make a comeback now, surely his fitness would be an issue. But then again, Cantona's game was never about pace anyway, and you know what they say about class being permanent. He's only 45 as well, and with there being no fee involved to sign him, we'd be able to pay him pretty much what he wants I'd have thought.

that's bit I like

 

[Gritt23]

Always happy for an excuse to look at this great image again.

 

[SirElliotBennett]

I heard Bobby Charlton was coming out of retirement and wants to play for us

 

[Triggaaar]

I heard Bobby Charlton was coming out of retirement and wants to play for us

This is the one I'd heard, Cantona seems unlikely

 

[Easy 10]

I heard Bobby Charlton was coming out of retirement and wants to play for us

Can you please keep the NONSENSE off this thread.

 

[dingodan]

I've been told that Jesus (formerly of Nazareth) is going to sign a 3 year deal in the coming days.

My source says he knows his dad and speaks to him on a regular basis

 

[Gritt23]

Hilarious.

No, I'm sure I heard he'd sign an extension at Chelsea.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

The only good thing about this thread is the use of the word "feeble" which is tragically underused

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I've been told that Jesus (formerly of Nazareth) is going to sign a 3 year deal in the coming days.

My source says he knows his dad and speaks to him on a regular basis

I heard he was to injured to play, hole in the foot or something, but saying that its on NSC so must be true

 

[dingodan]

I heard he was to injured to play, hole in the foot or something, but saying that its on NSC so must be true

Would be a shame if he is injured, I heard he has a miracle touch.

 

['sladegull]

I've been told that Jesus (formerly of Nazareth) is going to sign a 3 year deal in the coming days.

My source says he knows his dad and speaks to him on a regular basis

He is a keeper apparently.....I keep hearing how good he is at saving.....

*gets coat*