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pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
I f***ing well love experiments :banana:

this really is not a proper experiment.there are far too many considerations.

if you A/ walked into the railway bell next saturday two sheets to the wind and "cleaned your rifle" there and then i highly doubt that in itself would effect your sobriety,however the ensuing kicking you would receive and the knowledge you would spend the rest of your life on the sex offenders register would certainly add to you becoming more ship shape somewhat immediately.

however if you are B/ talking about "applying the handbrake" in the privacy of your own home there are considerations such as how trousered you are in the first place,current local time and ground temperature.

please stop wasting everyone`s valuable time on here unless you have a proper experiment that can be verified and checked by other users as to its validity.
 












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