Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Our club song is fantastic. Everyone loves it. But it's the only song we ALWAYS get wrong. Why? Let's get it right for tomorrow night - and crucially for the Millennium Stadium. How to sing it properly? Three changes needed:-
1 You've got to START LOWER DOWN - otherwise you get those TWO terrible missed notes and key changes. TWO cockups in one song - and our song at that?
2 It really, really isn't "Oh we're going up TO win the cup? That doesn't scan and worse, doesn't make any sense. It dates from 1983, when we were already in the top division and had a chance to win the FA Cup. Of course, as it turned out, we were actually going down anyway..
It's "Oh we're going up AND WE'LL win the Cup". Proper words. Okay??
3 SLOW DOWN! Anyone hear those West Ham fans last night? "Bubbles" from 30k fans was genuinely moving, sung in absolute unison and slowly, as if they were savouring every last, sentimental drop.
SBTS gets gabbled as if we're all embarrassed by it, or running for a bloody train. So... S L O W.... D O W N!!
It's not as if you're being asked to sing "Glad All Over" in Croydon High Street ffs!
Look, I'm sorry to rant, but this is actually important. The Albion will get massive coverage if all goes well. Our song is emblematic, sentimental and just plain wonderful. So.. please, please try singing it... well.. how can I put this without upsetting anybody... er, properly?
1 You've got to START LOWER DOWN - otherwise you get those TWO terrible missed notes and key changes. TWO cockups in one song - and our song at that?
2 It really, really isn't "Oh we're going up TO win the cup? That doesn't scan and worse, doesn't make any sense. It dates from 1983, when we were already in the top division and had a chance to win the FA Cup. Of course, as it turned out, we were actually going down anyway..
It's "Oh we're going up AND WE'LL win the Cup". Proper words. Okay??
3 SLOW DOWN! Anyone hear those West Ham fans last night? "Bubbles" from 30k fans was genuinely moving, sung in absolute unison and slowly, as if they were savouring every last, sentimental drop.
SBTS gets gabbled as if we're all embarrassed by it, or running for a bloody train. So... S L O W.... D O W N!!
It's not as if you're being asked to sing "Glad All Over" in Croydon High Street ffs!
Look, I'm sorry to rant, but this is actually important. The Albion will get massive coverage if all goes well. Our song is emblematic, sentimental and just plain wonderful. So.. please, please try singing it... well.. how can I put this without upsetting anybody... er, properly?