Calm before the storm...

[Mellotron]

Too quiet tonight.

This is, as they say, it.

Good luck everyone.

 

[dazzer6666]

Too quiet tonight.

This is, as they say, it.

Good luck everyone.

Is this the moment we give Blackburn six of the best, trousers down Sir ?

 

[Nixonator]

I still want to know what the cunning plan was.

 

[Bozza]

A fair few are at the REMF quiz I imagine.

 

[Mellotron]

A fair few are at the REMF quiz I imagine.

Shouldn't they be getting an early nights sleep in preparation?

But then again - "couldn't sleep either, sir?"

 

[crookie]

Hopefully the Blackburn defence will be slightly more penetrable than the Germans !!

 

[Bry Nylon]

I've penned a poem about our Chairman...

Bloom, Bloom, Bloom, Bloom,
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom,
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom, Bloom,
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom

 

[Exile]

[tweet]847720492236652551[/tweet]

 

[dazzer6666]

[tweet]847720492236652551[/tweet]

Liam 'Blackadder' Rosenior, take a bow....

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Wibble

 

[ofco8]

Have to admit, my usual uneasiness is kicking in as I prepare for bed and battle tomorrow!!!

 

[portlock seagull]

Gale force winds in the Viking area. A wandering minstrel aaa..

 

[OzMike]

Wibble

 

[OzMike]

Going by the form guide, we have the toughest test out of the top 3 today.

 

[maltaseagull]

Going by the form guide, we have the toughest test out of the top 3 today.

Relax. I am coming over to take my granddaughter to the match. She has only seen us win in 4 previous visits.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Relax. I am coming over to take my granddaughter to the match. She has only seen us win in 4 previous visits.

I like that stat!

Only my 2nd game of the season (yeah I know, bad fan )
Only one i've been to so far - Brighton 5 - Norwich 0 Hoping today's result is very similar!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I've penned a poem about our Chairman...

Bloom, Bloom, Bloom, Bloom,
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom,
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom, Bloom,
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom

I like your use of alliteration...... And internal rhymes within each line.

 

[Berty23]

Last night I had a dream that we were 2-1 down and the clock was running. Then one of my kids woke up having an even worse nightmare so I can't tell you the final score for some bookie bashing. Assume 2-1 to them.

 

[ShanklySeagull]

n BA’s quarters; Edmund is on the phone)

Edmund: You’d like to book a table for three by the window for 9.30 PM,
not too near the band, in the name of Obel-ointment Fungentula.
Yes, yes, I think you might have the wrong number. Alright.
(hangs up; enter George)

George: Rather close line there, eh sir? That phone system is a shambles
no wonder we haven’t had any orders!

Edmund: Oh, on the contrary, George, we’ve had plenty of orders. We have
orders for six meters of Hungarian crushed velvet curtain material,
four rock salmon and a ha’pence of chips and a cab for a Mr. Redgrave
picking up from 14 Arnost Grove Raintop Bell.

George: Rather we don’t want those sort of orders, we want orders to Deck Old
Glory. When are we going to give Fritz a taste of our British spunk?

Edmund: George, please. No one is more anxious to advance than I am, but until
I get these communication problems sorted out, I’m afraid we’re stuck.
(phone rings) Captain Blackadder speaking…..no, I’m afraid the line’s
very cclllffffhhtttt!

Darling: Hello? Hello, Captain Blackadder, hello?

(a German accent pops up; really Edmund. He rustles paper, pretending the re-
ception’s lousy.)

Edmund: Schenll, schenll, Die Koppeltop, I said, there’s a terrible line at my
end. You are to advance on the enemy at once. (puts on a record)
“A wandering minstral eye in the…(record goes off, Edmund speaks)
..on Gail Force Eight.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Permission to shout "Bravo" at an annoyingly loud volume, sir.