But really, what does MAKETH a MAN?

[Pevenseagull]

I've got a touch of stomach cramp at the moment and am MANNING up to it.

but that's pussy shit.

I took the plug off of my iron to replace the one my power drill (950W) because a NON MAN friend didn't unroll my extension lead properly and it all got a bit fiery and melty.

I can change a car wheel quick as you like

And a beer barrel

And punch significantly above my weight in a bout of fisty cuffs

Yet I am good with kids (as long as they behave themselves)

What maketh YOU a MAN?

 

[Garfunkaal]

By having a penis

 

[Pevenseagull]

By having a penis

having it where?

 

[Garfunkaal]

In a womens genitalia. Making babies

 

[EDS]

I've got a touch of stomach cramp at the moment and am MANNING up to it.

but that's pussy shit.

I took the plug off of my iron to replace the one my power drill (950W) because a NON MAN friend didn't unroll my extension lead properly and it all got a bit fiery and melty.

I can change a car wheel quick as you like

And a beer barrel

And punch significantly above my weight in a bout of fisty cuffs

Yet I am good with kids (as long as they behave themselves)

What maketh YOU a MAN?

Not boasting on the internet that I can do the menial things above

 

[Pevenseagull]

Not boasting on the internet that I can do the menial things above

ah, but can you make pasta?

 

[EDS]

ah, but can you make pasta?

As in cook or make from scratch? if the latter I have never tried and never have time for things like that anyway

 

[Pevenseagull]

As in cook or make from scratch? if the latter I have never tried and never have time for things like that anyway

from scratch........ I've given it a go a few times and it's always been shit

 

[EDS]

from scratch........ I've given it a go a few times and it's always been shit

Put it down to real men don't cook, then you can feel good about it

 

[Pevenseagull]

Put it down to real men don't cook, then you can feel good about it

but I need to find a way to compensate for my 'little problem'

....... oh well



I am really good at changing wheels on cars though





















actually I'm not

 

[Adders1]

My personal criteria:
- Sharpen a pencil with a knife (extra points if it's a butter knife)
- Give an approving nod to a tradesman in respect of his work, without looking like you want his Corey
- Drink a dram of single malt without looking like you've just found a close relative mid coitus
- Roll and smoke a roll-up in the rain (using index finger and thumb only)
- Drive a car with one hand permanently on the gearstick


















actually I'm not [/QUOTE]

 

[Pevenseagull]

My personal criteria:
- Sharpen a pencil with a knife (extra points if it's a butter knife)
- Give an approving nod to a tradesman in respect of his work, without looking like you want his Corey
- Drink a dram of single malt without looking like you've just found a close relative mid coitus
- Roll and smoke a roll-up in the rain (using index finger and thumb only)
- Drive a car with one hand permanently on the gearstick

MAN

 

[Pevenseagull]

when you develop an abcess around a rear molar thinking "should I pour some boiling water on the pliers and buy a bottle of scotch" rather than call NHS direct


Not a MAN


bugger

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Manners Makyth Man.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Manners Sir,manners maketh a man.......now p1ss off!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

from scratch........ I've given it a go a few times and it's always been shit

How can you possibly get that wrong, it's absolutely simple to do.

 

[Pevenseagull]

How can you possibly get that wrong, it's absolutely simple to do.

yeah, but I'm a MAN, I don't follow the instructions. As evidenced by the amount of screws I have left over from flat pack furniture.

 

[Pevenseagull]

MAN calls it 'instructions', not 'recipe'


and ignores it anyway

 

[Lord Bracknell]

from scratch........ I've given it a go a few times and it's always been shit

You need to knead it longer. Three times as long as you think. And then you need to roll it thinner.

 

[fat old seagull]

Well .. having a Todger, surely!

I know women that could be men, but they are lacking the vital (Todger) appendage.
But I have, to be fair met women? with a Todger but they say they're not men... so in a nutshell, I'm even more confused now than I was yesterday...... things are looking bleak.